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• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:16:00

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  otoh my dad wanted to get me into football and that didn't really work out
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-06-10 00:16:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm sure Anonus will flip out the moment I put on Frozen for our hypothetical children
  
  :P
  
• Odradek

  2015-06-10 00:16:49

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Super Mario Galaxy is super cool and fun.
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:18:34

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  if they are to be animation aficionados, they surely deserve at least the opportunity to experience the highest-grossing animated movie of all time?
  
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 00:21:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Tachyon said:

  if they are to be animation aficionados, they surely deserve at least the opportunity to experience the highest-grossing animated movie of all time?
  

  sure, though maybe something will have overtaken it by then
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:21:12

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  good point
  
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 00:21:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  also sometimes the nagging voice in the back of my head tells me that Hanna-Barbera cartoons really are garbage because nobody seems to go "oh boo hoo kids need to be watching Quick Draw McGraw" besides me
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 00:22:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i am going to fashion his Art Trophy out of aluminum foil and delivering it to, uh, 3400 Cahuenga?
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:23:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  that probably owes more to short cultural memories and changing trends
  
  i like some H-B cartoons
  
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 00:24:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  well I guess so

  
  

  but you weren't exposed to CN and Boomerang's reality distortion field

  
  

  that thing is powerful...and beautiful
• Princess Alice

  2015-06-10 00:25:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I just find it a little off-putting when you seem to imply I should be interested in older cartoons to the exclusion of modern ones
  
  As if I can't like both
  
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 00:25:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i want to cry at the beauty of things like this:

  
  

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:26:54

  oh, also, Felix the Cat and Tail 'Gator
  
  and Juka and the Monophonic Menace (so they have an early exposure to virt's musical genius)
  
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 00:27:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i ain't showing my kids stuff like Grape Ape, if they wanna watch it themselves they have to go find it
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:28:21

  https://hummingbird.me/stories/5494953
  
  see? i'm not the only one who calls it "madomagi"
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:28:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Felix the Cat is bizarre
  
  i am kind of fond of the character however
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:29:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  just don't show them the really ancient shorts with the racial caricatures and the suicide jokes
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-06-10 00:29:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tachyon said:

  Hooper's Hangups

  
  
  
  • Roger Ackroyd
  
  
  • spameggs
  
  
  • i don't know you from adam but if you're gonna play the jukebox
  
  
  • 9 billion
  
  
  
  
  • ^_^
  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  and now for something completely different
  

  
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• Odradek

  2015-06-10 00:30:50 edited 2015-06-10 00:31:45

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Hey you fuckin intellectuals 

  You think you're so where it's at. 

  Before you fill your minds with any junk 

  And listen to Felix the Cat. 
  

  
  

  As writers and poets and artists 

  Its your duty to life to the most, 

  So bug out brothers and check out the world 

  And give me a ride to the coast. 
  

  
  

  Felix the Cat 

  He fought many a good man 

  Laid many a good woman 

  Live life to the fullest 

  He'll cry out for more until his grave 

  Help me help me help you mother fuck
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:32:19

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Anonus said:

  i want to cry at the beauty of things like this:

  
  

  
  

  also that was pretty rad & thanks for sharing it
  
  i defs would not have appreciated that as a kid tho
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 00:32:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Central Avenue said:

  Tachyon said:

  Hooper's Hangups

  
  
  
  • Roger Ackroyd
  
  
  • spameggs
  
  
  • i don't know you from adam but if you're gonna play the jukebox
  
  
  • 9 billion
  
  
  
  
  • ^_^
  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  and now for something completely different
  

  
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  this was not a post i ever expected to see again
  
  i forgot it existed
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:33:53

  hoopers' hamp-ups
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:35:47

  genitalia : genitals :: Centralia : Centrals
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:36:40

  :: Westphalia : Westphals :: regalia : regals :: animalia : animals
  
  note that this analogy implies that the two words being related in each pair are actually NEARLY IDENTICAL in meaning
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:37:50

  :: Ophelia : Ophels
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:38:13 edited 2015-06-10 00:38:30

  :: memorabilia : memorabils
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:38:45

  GROUND UP CONSTRUCTION
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:38:59

  FIRST PRINCIPLES
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:52:08 edited 2015-06-10 00:52:37

  "cure" is not an adjective or an adverb
  
  and thus can't swap places with "pretty"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:53:27

  News Pretty Cure
  
  Cure Headlines
  Cure Business
  Cure Sports
  Cure Lifestyle
  Cure Advertising
  
  
  
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 00:54:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Tachyon said:

  Anonus said:

  i want to cry at the beauty of things like this:

  
  

  
  

  also that was pretty rad & thanks for sharing it
  
  i defs would not have appreciated that as a kid tho
  

  i've always adored it
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 00:55:01

  BioDomain Pretty Cure
  
  Cure Bacteria
  Cure Archaea
  Cure Eukaryota
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 01:01:47

  doublemint gum
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-06-10 04:57:41

  
  

  Anonus said:

  i want to cry at the beauty of things like this:

  
  

  
  

  I never noticed that the music was done by Calexico for that short until just now. That's really cool.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-06-10 06:08:21

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  naney said:

  dont force your tastes on your kids

  
  
  on one hand i can understand that sentiment

  
  

  on the other hand how else am i supposed to get them interested in the Art of Animation but by showing them old shit that our corporate overlords won't put on TV anymore

  trying to force someone to sit through something is a great way to make them hate it.
  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-06-10 06:10:01

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Anonus said:

  also sometimes the nagging voice in the back of my head tells me that Hanna-Barbera cartoons really are garbage because nobody seems to go "oh boo hoo kids need to be watching Quick Draw McGraw" besides me

  rappers really like Quickdraw McGraw

  
  

  why? I don't know.
• Anonus

  2015-06-10 07:34:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Planet Jane said:

  naney said:

  dont force your tastes on your kids

  
  
  on one hand i can understand that sentiment

  
  

  on the other hand how else am i supposed to get them interested in the Art of Animation but by showing them old shit that our corporate overlords won't put on TV anymore

  trying to force someone to sit through something is a great way to make them hate it.
  
  
  
  well if they don't like it they don't HAVE to watch more of it

  
  

  rappers love Quick Draw McGraw because he's awesome
• Tachyon

  2015-06-10 16:56:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  • Distribute fliers
  • Distribute frills
  • Tennis extract
  • Psychokinetic Strategy
  • Decrease instead
    
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 17:58:10 edited 2015-06-10 17:58:21

  that at this point one's purchases of videogames have become highly influenced by factors not intrinsic to the game itself or its price point
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 17:59:27

  MetaFour said:

  Jaga Jazzist: "Big City Music"

  Big City Slider Station
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 17:59:43 edited 2015-06-10 18:00:01

  The Fast And Easy Way To Cook red-eared Sliders
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 18:41:37

  pronouncing the name "shee-ah leh-boof" just to mock the crowd attention granted to a celebrity
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-06-10 20:37:21

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Big Clit Soldier Stationary
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-10 21:40:14

  there's gotta be some sort of joke someone's made between the soul gems in elder scrolls and the soul gems in madoka magica
  
• Alduin

  2015-06-11 03:17:30

  Nah they're not really the same.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-11 06:20:24 edited 2015-06-11 06:21:53

  shipon gpom
  
  
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-06-11 06:23:25

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-11 07:07:16

  [pit trap]
  
  this was a tra-ap
  
  i'm making a note here: huge failure
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-11 09:07:51

  The Cheapest Jokes on This Side of Broadway! (R)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-11 09:08:47

  in happenstance it became the work of a higher delirium, for the many the great of the good would suffice as a testament to the lozenges' desire for a more efficient proscenium.