The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 12:57:43

Shelley Sekula-Gibbs, also known as Kelly Segula Gibbs, Snelly Gibbr, Schikulla Gibbs, Sheila Gibbs, Shelly Schulla Gibbs, Shelly Gibkula, ShelleySkulaGibbsssss, Shelley Sektula-Gibbs, Shelley Sukla-Gibbs, Shelley Sequila-Gibbs, Shelley Sedoko-Gibbs, Shelley Sedoka-Gibbs, Shelley Meklua-Gibbs, Shelley Sekluda-Gibbs, Shelley Shecola-Gibbs, SSG, Sekula Smith, Shelle Sekula Fibbs, and Shelly DraculaCunt Gibs, among other names.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:01:36

In case anyone was wondering, those are among accepted variants of said person's name, for the purpose of counting as a write-in vote for her.

She won a special election for the remainder of a House of Representatives term originally served by former Speaker Tom DeLay. At the same time, she was on the ballot for the following term, as a write-in candidate.

She lost the write-in campaign, despite the list of accepted variants being 28 pages long.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:02:27

and that is why "Snelly Gibbr" is an election junkie meme.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:05:31

i am staring at you, and suddenly a button is pressed in the distance.

the button makes a dull "beep", like a bicycle horn's noise.

...that's all it does. were you expecting more?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:05:47

YES I WAS, I WS EXPECTING THES PANISH INQUISITOIN

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:05:58

> WS

not wonderswan color

rejected

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:06:10

> color

me surprised

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:06:27

> e surp

the new way to usurp

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:09:38

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:10:20

usurp usopp

golden age, golden century

sloppy joe
poopy joe
glass joe
box o' joe

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glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:11:05

Miko the Sock Queen said:

why would you put your mouth where someone's asshole goes

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:11:23

Yee.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:12:19

glennmagusharvey said:
why would you put your mouth where someone's asshole goes

Same reason some people like to lick buttholes? idk.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:15:21

starting at 2:20 you can hear how they recorded the sound of someone smashing a window to indicate a volcanic eruption

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:17:15

dun

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:23:03

hello, i am suggestion here

Alduin · 2015-05-24 13:25:29

Miko the Sock Queen said:

glennmagusharvey said:
why would you put your mouth where someone's asshole goes
Same reason some people like to lick buttholes? idk.

EW that's where POOP comes from

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:26:25

TrashHeap Poop

where there's PANTIES ON SOMEONE"S FACE, they RECORD THE SOUND OF A BROKEN WINDOW TO DUB A VOLCANIC ERUPTION.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:29:18

Bartok's Dances in Bulgarian Rhythm, played too fast

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:29:58

is a shit post a post made of shit or a post for shit?

is a shitpost a post made of shit or a post for shit?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:31:57

i could keep shortening the above sentence one character at a time

and then it would look like it's shrinking like Salvo the Slime from Yoshi's Island

i could even leave the last remaining character alone for little while (read: repeat it for a few lines in a row)

and then make it "blink" by changing it to some other character and changing it back in the following line

i'm not sure how i'd represent the pop or explosion in text though

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:31:57

Acererak said:
EW that's where POOP comes from

hehehe, if you think that's extreme, you should see some of the stuff on this here interbutt.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:32:13

interweubs

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:32:39

interwuebs

wueeabeuu

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:33:03

the U is a low pitched sound and the E is a high pitched sound

UUUUEEEEUUUUEEEE <-- this is an amublance

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:33:21

words words words

FUCK WORDS

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:33:45

> FUCK WORDS

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

also, a monkey wearing a dragon-themed hat.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:34:14

Good morning, Glenn. ^_^

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:34:32

Good morning, Miko. ^_^

Princess Alice · 2015-05-24 13:35:42

In 1999 Glenn was arrested for not giving Princess Jeanette candy

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:36:09

do i know what i do?

do i know what i do do?

do i know what i do do do?

do i know what i do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do?

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do i know what i do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:36:20

hey it looks like the side of a pyramid

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:36:27

Gosh, Centralia sounds like a real police state!

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:37:12

Central Avenue said:
In 1999 Glenn was arrested for not giving Princess Jeanette candy

then there was a prison escape minigame scenario

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:37:23

dump truck

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:37:28

a series of tubeworms

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:37:41

space channel 5+4i

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 13:38:06

it's complex, so it's like an avril lavigne song

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:38:32

glennmagusharvey said:
then there was a prison escape minigame scenario

LOL

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-24 13:39:09

glennmagusharvey said:
it's complex, so it's like an avril lavigne song

Why you gotta go and make things so *complicated?* :o

Alduin · 2015-05-24 13:55:19

Miko the Sock Queen said:

Acererak said:
EW that's where POOP comes from
hehehe, if you think that's extreme, you should see some of the stuff on this here interbutt.

YOU SAID A BAD WORD

Imipolex G · 2015-05-24 15:31:51

and then Imi was a giant boob

Section42L · 2015-05-24 21:12:07

The now independent Casablanca Records was suddenly put in a tenuous financial situation as it still had yet to score a major hit album, and now it no longer had the backing of Warner Bros. Casablanca was banking on the success of an upcoming album it was planning; a two-record set of audio highlights from television's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. The album was entitled Here's Johnny: Magic Moments from The Tonight Show and it was released in November 1974. Although the album was certified gold by the RIAA for shipments to stores of over 500,000 copies, the album did not sell well, and returns from retailers of unsold copies were high. Even the promotional copies were returned, initiating the joke that "it shipped gold and went back to the label platinum". Casablanca had realized that even though The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson was immensely popular, the show didn't carry over well to recordings.

Princess Alice · 2015-05-24 21:16:30

Imipolex G-cup said:
and then Imi was a giant boob

Oh good, I was thirsty. *sucks*

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 21:45:59

glennmagusharvey said:
it's complex, so it's like an avril lavigne song

which is like a weird al song

which is like other weird al songs

conclusion: complex numbers are like weird al songs

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 21:48:59

This Country Has Existed ___ Years Since The Last Major Political/Societal Crisis

Imipolex G · 2015-05-24 21:57:38

I was sucked

ok I guess

also I've heard about that Johnny Carson record before, the situation amuses me for some reason

MissUtilis · 2015-05-24 22:07:09

didn't I say something about the people of Earth converging to become the nipple of the Earth

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 22:15:25

things that are not the same:

Republican Guard
Revolutionary Guard

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-24 22:46:48

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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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