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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    mass production evangelions
  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2015-02-10 13:36:03
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Punctuation usually has a meaning.  Punctuation can be used to indicate pauses in speech, but generally only pauses which create meaning, and there are rules about what kind of punctuation can go where.

    Commas are NOT rests.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    This is important!
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
     /   ×     /  ×     /  ×        ×   /     ×    /     /    ×
    All the | lonely | people, || where DO | they all | come from?
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'come from' might be a spondee, but i think there's a slight emphasis on 'come'

    it's not an exact science
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    all  -  the lo-    A - G A
    -ne  -  ly  peo-   - - B G
     -  ple  -   -     - E - -
     -   - where do    - - E^E
     -   - they all    - - BbA
     - come  - from    - G - E
     -   -   -   -     - - - -
     -   -   -   -     - - - -
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A long, long time ago

    I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance, and maybe they'd be happy for a while
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But February made me shiver, with every paper I'd deliver.

    The bad news on the doorstep...I couldn't take one more step.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride, but something touched me deep inside the day the music died.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So bye bye Miss American Pie

    Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye

    Singning this'll be the day that I die

    This'll be the day that I die
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    edited 2015-02-11 03:27:22
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    i write a comic that is suitable for all ages but sometimes people ask me about homestuck romance so viewer discretion is advised

    oh god, the quadrants...
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (Gigi Digi?)

    Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above? If the Bible tells you so...
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: yup
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    the landfill of the [censor beep]
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Patrick Starfish and the Temple of Doom
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Patrick Starfish and the Misnamed Main Character
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Patrick Starfish and the Love And War Update
  • MissUtilisMissUtilis
    BEWARE OF GRRL!
    His name is "Patrick Star"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Miss Utilis said:

    His name is "Patrick Star"

    glennmagusharvey said:

    Patrick Starfish and the Misnamed Main Character


  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2015-02-12 00:25:39
    the monthly glorious dominions of snack foods

    the january glorious dominion of cookies
    the february glorious dominion of potato chips
    the march glorious dominion of halva
    the april glorious dominion of hamentaschen
    the may glorious dominion of nachos
    the june glorious dominion of ice cream
    the july glorious dominion of granola bars
    the august glorious dominion of crackers
    the september glorious dominion of scallion pancakes
    the october glorious dominion of candy
    the november glorious dominion of muffins
    the december glorious dominion of jello
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    well i know that you're in love with him 'cause i saw you dancin' in the gym

    you both kicked off your shoes

    man i dig those rhythm 'n' blues
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    STATISTICS:

    four months (3, 6, 10, 12) are associated with snacks that have a collective singular noun
    the other eight months have plurals snack nouns

    four months (3, 4, 5, 9) are associated with cultural minorities in the united states

    four months (2, 6, 7, 9) have two-word snack names

    one month (12) has a trademarked snack name

    three months (1, 2, 11) (and maybe a fourth, 8) have a name that might mean something different between US and UK english

    letter counts are 7 11 5 12 6 8 11 8 16 5 7 5, minimum 5, maximum 16, mean 8.41bar6, mode 5, median 7.5

    BIG DATA TO YOUR FACE LOLOLOLOLOL SUCK IT
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    "If you have to ask, the answer is anal sex"

    no

    get out

    gtfo
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    image
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    incidentally that is also the correct response to the stupid gamergate flamewar
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    gharials are a lot cooler
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    they have snout knobs

    on the other hand, internet flamewars have snobs

    snout knobs are better
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    amines and mangos
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    it's a basic principel
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    you should have stolen upwards of one sega tape
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    you lousy, fly-fishing, good-for-nothing, water-main-sliding, wits-for-lucking, rack-ta-drifting, spin-dashing, fifty-gallon-whiffing, semiotic doopaloo
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    FAST FOR LUT

    that's what one of the worms says
  • AlduinAlduin
    The worst time to have the urge to replay Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island is when you're studying for an exam
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i know that feel yo
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *screams very loudly*
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    you okay, cream?
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Yes.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    image
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the pipes are broken!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ba-dum CHEE
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    [reference to RWBY]
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2015-02-15 16:02:16
    i shot the canon
    but i didn't shoot the shipping war
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    glennmagusharvey said:

    gharials are a lot cooler

    Yes.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    edited 2015-02-15 17:59:47
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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     |  _  |  __/ (_| | |_) |  __/ |  \__ \
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  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Cream said:

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     | |_| |/ _ \/ _` | '_ \ / _ \ '__/ __|
     |  _  |  __/ (_| | |_) |  __/ |  \__ \
     |_| |_|\___|\__,_| .__/ \___|_|  |___/
     (_)___    __ _  _|_| _   _            
     | / __|  / _` |/ _` | | | |           
     | \__ \ | (_| | (_| | |_| |           
     |_|___/  \__, |\__,_|\__, |           
              |___/       |___/ 

    8O
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    nah, some of us aren't all that happy
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