The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:12:20 edited 2015-01-22 04:12:33

  Cream said:

  Rayne Lindwurm making out with Celestia Lindwurm
  

  unfuck celestia lindwurm

  
  

  she's a horrible jerk
• Buttwangs

  2015-01-22 04:16:12

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  Cream said:

  Rayne Lindwurm making out with Celestia Lindwurm
  

  
  
  unfuck celestia lindwurm

  
  

  she's a horrible jerk

  lindwurm sounds like some kind of D&D monsters that is snake-shaped
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:17:25 edited 2015-01-22 04:17:48

  > Microsoft HoloLens commercial: "Look around..."

  
  

  Look around you.

  
  

  Look around you.

  
  

  Just, look around you.

  
  

  Have you worked out what we're looking for?

  
  

  Correct!

  
  

  The answer is...
• Calica

  2015-01-22 04:18:29

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  jade penetrate black package still sounds like an innuendo
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:21:12

  Calica said:

  jade penetrate black package still sounds like an innuendo

  i have a meatspace friend who won't ever shut up about that title every time i mention it

  
  

  (he and i are both aware he's doing it because it's a running gag by this point)
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:21:47

  now i am listening to someone reciting a polish poem on youtube while trying and failing to get myself to close the tab containing a google image search for images of tsubasa kazanari
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:22:17

  incidentally it seems the stuff i've been doing tonight has not been historically geopolitically friendly to russia lol

  
  

  poland

  
  

  ukraine

  
  

  japan
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:25:50 edited 2015-01-22 04:26:01

  "It is in the anachronistic hearings we insist upon today that the piece becomes most mysterious and opaque"

  
  

  http://www.oxfordscholarship.com/view/10.1093/acprof:oso/9780195338867.001.0001/acprof-9780195338867-chapter-6
  

  
  

  I don't see what's so mysterious and opaque about it

  
  

  i learned the second ballade and it was pretty much glaringly obvious what its narrative structure was

  
  

  you have a very tuneful and comforting melody, basically a lullaby, forming the first section

  
  

  comforting, peaceful, simple, innocent, loving

  
  

  and then just as the baby has fallen asleep

  
  

  it happens

  
  

  something totally foreign to the previous musical idea VIOLENTLY, SAVAGELY INVADES the music
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:27:44

  there isn't even so much as a prominent melody in that second section, other than bits of what could barely be called a tune in the bass line, amidst screams in the treble

  
  

  it's like that violent, savage invasion doesn't even have a face

  
  

  it seems not even human in its savagery
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:30:24

  the invaders destroy an iconic piece of the town's identity

  
  

  and then they leave almost as quickly as they came

  
  

  only for the people left to pick up the pieces
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:32:32

  they try to continue on with life as it was before

  
  

  ...but they can't

  
  

  emotions and tensions now run high

  
  

  questions overflow in their minds, about the motives of the invaders, and what to do to save themselves -- there are those who want to stay and those who want to leave and such -- and there is much back-and-forth

  
  

  and for a moment there seems to be another invasion...but it is a false alarm, thankfully
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:33:27

  still, that uneasiness has pervaded the town's residents, who, though originally peaceful, and still desiring of a peaceful life, are now even more uneasy
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:35:23

  and then

  
  

  
  

  
  

  they're back

  
  

  this time, people see it coming, but they are nevertheless still completely powerless to defend themselves from the onslaught

  
  

  the onslaught, as last time, is swift, violent, and savage

  
  

  the townsfolk plead for their lives

  
  

  but there is no hope
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:37:57 edited 2015-01-22 04:41:06

  this time, they really are here to destroy everything

  
  

  (in the last two pages of the story, the key permanently changes)

  
  

  everything crumbles to the ground

  
  

  nothing is spared and chaos engulfs the town as it is decimated and fleeing townsfolk cut down inhumanly

  
  

  the invaders completely and utterly destroy with grand weapons that they have brought
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:41:56

  ...and at the end, all that is left is the music-box playing the lullaby from the beginning...broken...producing its last notes...and abruptly ending
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-22 04:53:16

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I'll jade penetrate your black package in exceed mode.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:54:20 edited 2015-01-22 04:54:32

  here is a recording of this piece

  
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:55:36

  Cream said:

  I'll jade penetrate your black package in exceed mode.
  

  unfuck you

  
  

  i am in tears from just thinking about that narrative
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:55:55

  i should stop thinking about it and actually get to writing that second e-mail

  
  

  i need some other music to distract me from it
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:56:52 edited 2015-01-22 04:57:09

  that key change prefacing the last two pages

  
  

  that

  
  

  is like

  
  

  confirmation that the identity of that town is now gone

  
  

  brutally and completely destroyed

  
  

  there is no turning back at that point
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:58:26 edited 2015-01-22 04:59:32

  the music is incredibly emotional

  
  

  in a way that words practically cannot emulate

  
  

  it would take far more than 8 minutes to tell the same story to the same degree of emotional intensity

  
  

  but in 8 minutes we are told an incredibly dramatic and tragic story

  
  

  one that is not at all funny either
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 04:58:59

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Cream said:

  I'll jade penetrate your black package in exceed mode.
  

  unfuck you

  
  

  i am in tears from just thinking about that narrative

  sorry

  
  

  i just wasn't in the mood at all
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-22 09:40:45

  no
  
  it's mine
  
  it's a hundred
  
  shut it off
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-23 08:38:18 edited 2015-01-23 08:38:27

  and apparently is very grindy but the gameplay is fairly average now instead of offal
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-23 08:53:47

  substituting offal every time someone says "awful" is funny :-DDDDDDDDDDD
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-25 03:30:17

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  HOW DARE YOU PENETRATE MY TERRITORY ? YOU HAVE ROBBED EVERYTHING I
  POSSESSED. YOU KNOE,WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME IS JUST UNFORGIVABLE. I'LL
  PUNISH YOU MYSELF AND SEE TO IT THAT YOU'LL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH WITH
  MY AWESOME WEAPON. DIE,MAGGOTS.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-01-25 17:48:17

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Bear
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-01-25 17:48:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Two Bears
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-01-25 17:48:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Three Bears
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-01-25 17:48:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Four Bears
• Tanya

  2015-01-25 17:52:18

  Pizza Dog

  One bear, two bear, red bear, blue bear. 
• Tanya

  2015-01-25 17:52:41

  Pizza Dog

  Bear yellow, bear diamond,

  
  Bear emerald.

  
  

  The joke is pokemon.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-01-25 17:52:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Used to be a Spiderman

  
  

  Used to be John Wayne

  
  

  Now I'm the Clam, and retroatively always the Clam
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-01-25 17:53:24

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Double-barreled shotgun to the 5-post limit
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-01-25 17:57:07

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  THis will have been my final tweet
• Tanya

  2015-01-25 17:59:19

  Pizza Dog

  
  

   

  Yarrun XIX said:

  THis will have been my final tweet

  I thought I saw a twitter account.
• Obā-san

  2015-01-25 17:59:34

  
  

  THAT WE MAY BUILD
  
  FROM EDGE TO EDGE
  
  AN UNDEFILED HERITAGE
• Tanya

  2015-01-25 17:59:37

  Pizza Dog

  post-modern modern gritty realism retelling of Loony Toons
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-25 18:01:35

  used to be a spider-wayne
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-25 18:02:19

  tonk ponk
  
  bagh only 23 metres
• MissUtilis

  2015-01-26 00:07:49

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  grimdark reboot of Yogi's Gang
• sunn wolf

  2015-01-26 00:16:49

  surrealism
• sunn wolf

  2015-01-26 00:16:54

  limoncello
• sunn wolf

  2015-01-26 00:17:22

  landfill, the true heap
• sunn wolf

  2015-01-26 00:17:28

  untrue heap
• Obā-san

  2015-01-26 00:39:52

  
  

  true norwegian black shitposting
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-01-27 20:21:31

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  THIS IS NOT SIMILATION. GET READY TO DESTROY THE ENEMY. TARGET FOR THE WEAK POINTS OF F**KIN' MACHINE. DO YOUR BEST YOU HAVE EVER DONE.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-28 09:26:54

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-28 09:27:24

  i don't feeking
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-28 10:51:47

  the home-stuck hip of the hippies' hangout