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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Bee Movie, except the seas are now oval
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Universally that person's acumen is esteemed very little perceptive concerning whatsoever matters are being held as most profitably by mortals with sapience endowed to be studied who is ignorant of that which the most in doctrine erudite and certainly by reason of that in them high mind's ornament deserving of veneration constantly maintain when by general consent they affirm that other circumstances being equal by no exterior splendour is the prosperity of a nation more efficaciously asserted than by the measure of how far forward may have progressed the tribute of its solicitude for that proliferent continuance which of evils the original if it be absent when fortunately present constitutes the certain sign of omnipotent nature's incorrupted benefaction. For who is there who anything of some significance has apprehended but is conscious that that exterior splendour may be the surface of a downwardtending lutulent reality or on the contrary anyone so is there unilluminated as not to perceive that as no nature's boon can contend against the bounty of increase so it behoves every most just citizen to become the exhortator and admonisher of his semblables and to tremble lest what had in the past been by the nation excellently commenced might be in the future not with similar excellence accomplished if an inverecund habit shall have gradually traduced the honourable by ancestors transmitted customs to that thither of profundity that that one was audacious excessively who would have the hardihood to rise affirming that no more odious offence can for anyone be than to oblivious neglect to consign that evangel simultaneously command and promise which on all mortals with prophecy of abundance or with diminution's menace that exalted of reiteratedly procreating function ever irrevocably enjoined?
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    same
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    consider: an aquarium simulator

    consider: an aquarium dating simulator
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    dating an aquarium sounds high maintenance
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    12 9 11 12 11, 9 12 7 8 10, 10 12 10 12 13, 4 7 8 12 7
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    8 17 12 14 10, 12 8 15 17 13, 8 12 7 17 15, 10 16 9 13 6
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    five
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    no, this is patrick
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    consider: Henry Kissinger in a mankini, flying across the night sky on a giant bagel
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i'd like to thank the bagel repair shop
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    even more abstinent shenanigans

    don't noun a vefb verb

    instead, help us move this little rock

    my left hand can now access all the
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I heard there's been a spate of thefts at construction sites recently. It's kinda scary that there's a cat burglar going around.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    well those things are pretty large, but an entire decorative cannon once twice got stolen, so...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    someone make a file and name it "a car" so i can go download it
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Please be warned:

    By taking this action, you will irrevocably set into motion a chain of events with no happy ending. Beyond this point, there will be no great deeds, no tales of heroism and grand miracles. There will be naught but loss and misery, with no recompense for your tribulations.



    Proceed?
    Y/N
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Please be warned:

    By taking this action, you will irrevocably set into motion a chain of events with no happy ending. Beyond this point, there will be no great deeds, no tales of heroism and grand miracles. There will be naught but loss and misery, with no recompense for your tribulations.



    Proceed?
    Y/N

    Huh, here I thought I was the only one who received this prompt before I was born
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I once read a book where, in the opening paragraph, it told me that the quartet of main characters was going to die. I stopped reading there, since what's the point of reading a book with a foregone conclusion?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    rimshot
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Bertardn Rossle:  I've discovered logic and proved the truth of truth!

    Kort Güdle:  -ruins everything-

    Jawn vawn Newmawn:  It's all over!  Game over, man!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Reminder that toxins are toxic.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    But don't tell anyone, because cows aren't naturopathic.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fossilmaiden said:

    I once read a book where, in the opening paragraph, it told me that the quartet of main characters was going to die. I stopped reading there, since what's the point of reading a book with a foregone conclusion?

    Goddammit Luna
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    God you.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    alicepunsei
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    time to hack the game
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    why is steam store so bad

    wly ilis stleam stlore slo blad

    walaly ililis steleleam stololore slolo balalad
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    the password is mahalonianswordfish
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mammals
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    goblin king of the darkstorm galaxy, ride on the wings of doom
    grant me the power to fight my foes and defeat the lords of the moon

    like if u agree
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Popular music artists, such as Pexclamationmarknk.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Noiman Cascade said:

    (that's probably the last noimanpost)

    a lie
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Heapers' Hangout (contains spoiler for Contra: Hard Corps everywhere)
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Noiman Cascade said:

    we can't put the standup comedy microphone in the graveyard, people shower in there!!


  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    James McIlroy, a trade consultant at McIlroy and McIlroy
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Spooky Halloween Fact: Humpty Dumpty is never described as an egg, and their gender is unknown. You're thinking of Through the Looking-Glass.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Spooky Halloween Fact: If you took somebody's small intestine and flattened it out, you would make a mess, and be arrested.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    do not climb on the large intestine
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Is a fake marriage for military benefits a good idea?
    image
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-10-02 19:39:27
    Linnea Quigley said:

    do not climb on the large intestine

    Uh-oh.

    The Dreyfus Affair large intestine has been discussed climbed on.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2018-10-03 16:03:02
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Some jerk destroyed all my desert golems. Oh well, you know what they say, the best laid schemes of my sand men, gang aft agley.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    is it hot that I never use weird sauce on anything
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the virtual zone
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Some jerk destroyed all my desert golems. Oh well, you know what they say, the best laid schemes of my sand men, gang aft agley.

    alice
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