The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-30 03:27:41

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Please do not date Kawakami.
  

  when was Kawakami built?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-30 05:49:33

  > *extremely [noun] voice*
  
  how does one extremely noun voice
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-30 05:50:13

  glennmagusharvey said:

  > *extremely [noun] voice*
  
  how does one extremely noun voice

  lol there are two ways to parse this and the intended parsing isn't even grammatically correct
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-01 06:41:26

  *looks to the side*
  *grins teethily*
  *blinks extremely quickly*
  *abruptly stops blinking and grinning and turns to face audience*
  *pause*
  Geolocation.
  *pause*
  *abruptly resumes blinking extremely quickly, grinning teethily, and looking to the side*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-01 06:44:14

  *bangs fist on table*
  *angry facial expression looking elsewhere*
  *abruptly stops banging fist and turns to face audience*
  *pause*
  Detergent.
  *pause*
  *abruptly resumes banging fist and looking elsewhere*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-01 06:44:48

  Oscar Barriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilla
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-01 06:45:12

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Oscar Barriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilla
  

  i somehow heard this while listening to Boris Godunov
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-05-01 13:00:31

  2shaggy2dope
• Tatterhood

  2017-05-01 13:22:50

  april showers bring may showers
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-01 16:35:32

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Americans Who Make The Blasphemous Claim That Whoppers Are Maltesers
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-01 20:43:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  "whopper" makes me think of the burger before the candy
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-01 20:45:11

  Central Avenue said:

  "whopper" makes me think of the burger before the candy

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-01 20:46:34

  o/`
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj] o-ne.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [BMaj] two-o.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj/C#] three-e.
  [BMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [EMaj] four.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj] fi-ive.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [BMaj] si-ix.
  [EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj/C#] se-ven.
  [BMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [EMaj] eight.
  ...
  o/`
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-02 04:39:02

  how do you reprise an item you are selling
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-02 04:40:11

  look, if it's "draft", just spell it "draft" already
  
  if you spell it "draught", people SHOULD be pronouncing it as "drot"
  
  so if you don't want people to pronounce it "drot", spell it "draft"
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-02 05:12:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ok but by this logic "laughter" should be pronounced "lotter"
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-02 05:51:37

  Central Avenue said:

  ok but by this logic "laughter" should be pronounced "lotter"

  im_okay_with_this.gif
  
• Calica

  2017-05-02 09:40:48

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  ok but by this logic "laughter" should be pronounced "lotter"

  
  I just won the laughtery
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-02 14:44:41

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Your Fave is Problematic. That's just weird, why would you fave Problematic? It's an abstract concept that doesn't even have a personality or appearance. Weirdo.
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-03 15:01:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  lesbians are GAY
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-03 17:38:01

  a healthy and functional monogamous relationship actually appearing in a harem anime
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-04 17:25:31

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I discard two Fire energy in order to play Polymerization, sacrificing Swords of Revealing Light and Bill, so that I can play Jace, the Mind Sculptor directly from my graveyard, in attack mode!
• Obā-san

  2017-05-04 17:28:18 edited 2017-05-04 17:28:32

  
  

  tap three swamps, doom blade your JTMS
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-04 19:21:09 edited 2017-05-04 19:21:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Reverb, resound, and repeat
  Phase out my heart
  And you will see
  Slam shut, eyes blank, and repeat
  I will show you what I can be
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-04 19:36:12

  how dare you sacrifice Bill
  
  you monster
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-04 20:51:42

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  heapershangout.com merges with lolicon.co.uk
  
  details at 11
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-05 08:55:06

  Central Avenue said:

  heapershangout.com merges with lolicon.co.uk
  
  details at 11

  things you caused me to read in barnes and noble
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-05 11:11:35

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  You're so vain, you probably think this song is about blood.
• Tatterhood

  2017-05-05 14:01:44

  *you're so vein
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-05 14:07:19

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Boys don't play video games.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-05 16:01:36

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Tea is a sandwich.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-05 19:19:47

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-06 00:52:58

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  If you just read through my manifesto, you will see why it just makes sense to take away all the princess's candy and send it to the Moon.
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-06 00:59:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Does the Moon even have enough room for all my candy? 😐
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-06 01:00:56

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  the moon is quite big
  
  14.6 million square miles big
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-05-06 23:41:45

  I'll eat any animal that doesn't have a face
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-07 00:35:40

  what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-07 01:49:23

  glennmagusharvey said:

  what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord
  

  I was going to post a video of Willy Wonka saying "You get nothing!  You lose!  Good day, sir!"
  
  Except it seems there is no video of exactly those three sentences.  The closest one appends "so" to the beginning of the quote.
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-05-07 19:20:18

  I will defend the France.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-07 19:43:46

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  gay goat manga
  
• Calica

  2017-05-07 19:47:54

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Fossilmaiden said:

  gay goat manga
  

  undertale mango
• Tatterhood

  2017-05-07 22:27:09

  Leonard Shark
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-07 22:47:01

  Calica said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  gay goat manga
  

  undertale mango

  i was about to say isn't that goat sim or 100% oj i'm not sure either of those goats are gay
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-07 22:49:20

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-07 22:49:56

  well technically marie poppo can't be gay because she's female
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-07 22:50:13

  also all bets are off since she reproduces asexually
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-08 00:27:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  glennmagusharvey said:

  well technically marie poppo can't be gay because she's female
  

  i would say this sounds like something someone who's never met a gay girl would say, but...you're on heapers hangout, you have no excuse
• Calica

  2017-05-08 00:34:07

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i mean, glenn thought that madoka was straight so
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-08 05:34:20 edited 2017-05-08 05:36:31

  Central Avenue said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  well technically marie poppo can't be gay because she's female
  

  i would say this sounds like something someone who's never met a gay girl would say, but...you're on heapers hangout, you have no excuse

  that was actually a joking nitpick based solely on the fact that she'd be "lesbian" rather than "gay", based on the word used
  though you could actually reverse that nitpick on the basis that "gay" can mean "homosexual" without a gender qualification

  Calica said:

  i mean, glenn thought that madoka was straight so

  pretty sure you mean homura?
  
  and fwiw i made no conclusion regarding their sexuality since there wasn't enough information in the show to support a conclusion
  
• Calica

  2017-05-08 05:37:42

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i mean, madohomu in general