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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • LunateLunate
    Transient.
    You mean the Cox-Zucker machine?
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    what did adam jensen say when he met the mermaid

    "i never asked for fish"
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    cereal experiments lain
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    THE ORIGINS OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON, AS REMEMBERED BY ALIROZ THE CONFUSED, WITHOUT LOOKING ANYTHING UP

    First United States Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton (sometimes referred to as FUSSOTT Alexander Hamilton, for mnemonic reasons that will make sense later) came from a long line of people who utterly sucked at coming up with original names for children.  Like, if I remember right, pretty much of the guys were John, Alexander, or James, like how the Bachs kept being named Johann.

    FUSSOTT Alexander Hamilton's paternal grandfather was Sir/Lord/Baron/Earl/??? Alexander Hamilton of Someplace-in-Scotland-with-a-Castle.  Easy to remember, because they have the same name.  Anyways, Grampa Hamilton was a Scottish important landowner with a castle.


    His maternal grandfather was ?????? Faucet (easy to remember because Faucet sounds like FUSSOTT) who had a sugar plantation in That-One-Island-In-The-Caribbean (probably the island where FUSSOTT Hamilton was born).  

    Hamilton's Maternal Grandmother was some lady who existed.

    Hamilton's Paternal Grandmother was some different lady who also existed.  Neither of these ladies was the same lady as Hamilmom.

    FUSSOTT Hamilton's parents both ended up not rich and not owning land, and Hamilton is born in some-island-in-the-Caribbean.  Hamilmom was a divorced lady, not a prostitute (not that that helps her social status any).  Hamildad was a dude-who-walked-out-on-his-kids-when-they-were-old-enough-to-remember-him, not a dude-who-walks-out-on-his-baby-kids (not that that helps his case any).  So, the musical is wrong, and forgets that Alexander Hamilton saw himself as a temporarily inconvenienced rich aristocrat regaining his rightful place in a position of prestige, rather than a self-made immigrant.

  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It also forgets that Jefferson preferred to rap accompanied by beatboxing, and wore tacky ORANGE CLOWN SHOES.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2017-04-25 00:57:07
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    So scream and shout, make a whole lotta noise
    Don’t be afraid, let the night run out
    Well, after all, it’s a television show
    The audience is swaying to and fro
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Social Justice Bard is a very rarely seen class, due to the stringent entry requirements. You are required to have 15 STR/WIS/DEX, 12 INT, and 10 CON. You must spend 5 levels as a Social Justice Fighter, before spending 5 levels as a Social Justice Thief. You must then engage in Social Justice Druidic Studies, after which, you become a Social Justice Bard.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Better Than Bird.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The character limit of Twitter is 140 cutes.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    torpedo-dominion bank
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    breakfast for breakfast
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tatterhood said:

    torpedo-dominion bank

    to de betermined
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Terminator: Termite-Hater
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You see, the real problem with anything regarding to the relevant issue of the current scenario of the situation right now is a conundrum that must be solved before too late or else there will be dire consequences.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Do not throw starmatter.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pentadent: toothpaste for your feet!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    polydent
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2017-04-26 18:46:37
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Polydent (20% HP): Deal 4-5 hits of medium physical damage to one target.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    OneShot is an indie adventure puzzle game about a young catboy called Marshall, engaging in the first steps of his budding rap career.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    peak cock
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    viddy viddy video games
    video games
    viddy viddy video games
    video games
    viddy viddy video games
    video games
    viddy viddy video games
    video games
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    what is bung
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    bird intelligence agency
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    However, pigeons do not normally have access to mirrors and do not have the necessary experiences to use them.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    PLEB PRIDE
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    almost exclusively bird subjects
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    burgers and french friends
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    wizard food
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Red wizard needs food badly.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Real wizard needs food badly?
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Large Muggle Industry
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Butterscotch Sweets's favorite anime, Tiny Mage Education
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue, what is your opinion of the anime series "My Ero Academia"?
  • CrystalCrystal
    edited 2017-04-29 05:13:22
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Do not lewd the little witches or the dorky kids.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What about the dorky witches or the little ki--ok, lewding little kids is obviously off the table, but what about the dorky witches?
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Who doesn't think Ursula isn't at least a little endearing though, lessberealhere.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Crystal said:

    Do not lewd the little witches or the dorky kids.

    What about Toru?
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    image
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    dedede is a penguin that can fly by means of inflating himself
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Krile, pronounced Cry-uhl.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Krile, pronounced Cry-uhl.

    kreel
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creole?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Crayola
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    No it's definitely Cry-uhl.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    To rhyme with pile.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2017-04-29 18:17:28
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Why can't I see?
    Why can't I see?
    All the colors that you see?
    Please, can I be,
    Please can I be,
    Colorful and free?

    What the hell's going on?!
    Can someone tell me please?
    Why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV?
    I'm black, then I'm white,
    No!
    Something isn't right!
    My enemy's invisible, I don't know how to fight!
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Please do not date Kawakami.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    yuri? o nice
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    one of them is sometimes called yurio so yurio nice
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    but "o nice" is my usual response to yuri
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