The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)
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A man who writes about chickens: Cluck Tingle
A man who writes about waterfowl: Duck Tingle
A man who writes about old literature: Huck Tingle
A man who writes about gambling: Luck Tingle
A man who writes about cleaning: Muck Tingle
A man who writes about the fae: Puck Tingle
A man who writes about ecumenical matters: Tuck Tingle
A man who writes about disgusting habits: Yuck Tingle
A man who writes about erotica: Chuck Tingle
i think for some reason they all conjure up images of a guy sitting on a park bench in a lightly wooded park
Happy Gilmore doesn't quite as much as the other two probably because i've actually seen the movie and know what it's about, unlike the other two (I know nearly nothing of FG and all I know of GWH is that it's about a janitor at MIT)
but instead i found a bunch of search results mentioning Bilbo Baggins
so i just now discovered that it probably originates from Lord of the Rings
...shows you how much i paid attention to the words said in the movies
I think it's "titles that suggest greenery and include words that begin with G"
also the fact that men on park benches is an incredibly common thing in movies
Forrest Gump's poster image and Good Will Hunting's poster image BOTH ACTUALLY SHOW men sitting on benches
to be fair, neither of them has much hints of green -- GWH uses a yellow filter while FG has a blank background while the man wears a light-colored business suit.
and FG's bench could be easily found in a non-park location, anywhere from a train station to a restaurant waiting area
(unfortunately it seems like it contains no scenes from inside MIT, which i would have enjoyed heh)
then the rest seemed a bit...hollywoody
like something feels a little odd about "it turns out they're both child abuse victims!"
(is this called a "period piece"?)
anyway i don't know why the wikipedia page says Forrest is a "slow-witted" individual, because the synopsis seems to have nothing to do with it
that said it wasn't just one historical period, arguably, but two or three
The heart seeketh equilibrium; With balance fill your world with calm.
better than saying that they are too evil to be mentioned casually
don't give them that respect