The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-26 04:22:34

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The lesser known Scott brother, Great.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 04:36:43

  Fossilmaiden said:

  The lesser known Scott brother, Great.
  

  Ridley is of course greater, as we already know that he's too large to be playable in Smash
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 04:50:18

  Well, for starters, I never knew you could be that sexy.
• Crystal

  2016-08-26 04:53:49

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  SEXY SEXY.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 04:57:41 edited 2016-08-26 04:58:19

  I knew you couldn't be this sexy, and I thought you couldn't be that sexy, so I only expected you to be the other sexy.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 05:01:15

  Crystal said:

  SEXY SEXY.

  reproduction
  
  
  
  of this piece of paper, at a shared copy machine
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 05:02:42

  extremely sexy thoughts, like sex
  
  extremely racy thoughts, like race
  
  extremely ironic thoughts, like iron
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 05:04:12 edited 2016-08-26 05:04:55

  things skippy is no longer allowed to do:
  * fantasize about using the fake tentacle cap to buy real estate using an assumed identity
  * fantasize about using the fake tentacle cap to buy real estate using an assumed identity, even if using a portable fan
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 05:05:21

  spear_guy_chant.wav
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-26 05:11:36

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The Sidhe do not take kindly to those who break promises.
• Crystal

  2016-08-26 05:31:28 edited 2016-08-26 05:31:44

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Youtube's Garbage Recommendations Algorithm said:

  The REAL Story Behind Hilarious Internet Memes.

  No, just, stop. Now. And forever. Please.
• lee4hmz

  2016-08-26 16:53:05

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Announcer: THIS IS THE SHAKE WEIGHT FOR MEN. AND IT'S GOING TO KICK. YOUR. BUTT.

  Actor: [panting] Whew, that's it.

  MikeJ: [thousand-yard stare directly into the camera]
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 17:16:57

  this is the kick weight for men and it's going to shake your butt
  
• lee4hmz

  2016-08-26 19:48:57

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  i'm so three thousand and eight

  you're so two thousand and late
• Crystal

  2016-08-26 20:01:38

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-26 20:27:18

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  put the memes in the bag onii-chan
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-27 00:03:28 edited 2016-08-27 00:03:58

  you idiot
  
  my actual intention is to dilly-dally until the rain dies down anyway, at which point we head out anyway and i don't have to make a stupid phone call at all
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-27 01:14:21

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  24: Crossroads-Bound
  
• Crystal

  2016-08-27 04:42:38

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I don't see the ball problem.
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-27 04:50:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  25: Crossroads-Cursed
  
• Crystal

  2016-08-27 06:02:22

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  GMH except a burrito-cat.
• Odradek

  2016-08-27 16:20:58

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Theology: Man is Jerry, Satan is Tom, and God is that big bulldog that shows up sometimes
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-27 16:24:30

  if god is dog
  
  then man is nam and satan is natas
  
  conclusion: we are all vietnamese, and dairy cream is the food of the devil
  
• Section42L

  2016-08-27 18:13:16

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Odradek said:

  Theology: Man is Jerry, Satan is Tom, and God is that big bulldog that shows up sometimes

  What does that make Little Quacker?
• Crystal

  2016-08-27 18:15:11

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Quack.
• Crystal

  2016-08-27 18:18:12

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  NL stop talking MTG you keep sucking me in and now's not a good time.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-27 18:35:48

  Section42L said:

  Odradek said:

  Theology: Man is Jerry, Satan is Tom, and God is that big bulldog that shows up sometimes

  What does that make Little Quacker?

  a quaker
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-27 18:42:50

  double-insult someone by showing them both your middle finger and ring finger
  
• Crystal

  2016-08-27 18:43:28

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Crystal said:

  GMH except a burrito-cat.

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-27 18:46:57

  Crystal said:

  Crystal said:

  GMH except a burrito-cat.

  
  

  cutelicious
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-27 19:05:31

  @Crystal are burrito-cats edible?  and do they care about being eaten?
  
• Crystal

  2016-08-27 19:09:50

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Burrito-cats are either burritos shaped like cats, or cats that evolved into burrito-like beings and thus would probably mind being eaten. So yes, and no.
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-28 16:11:07

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  26: Red as Wounds
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-28 23:42:23

  *bangs pots and pans*
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-29 15:45:18 edited 2016-08-29 15:45:44

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  GURPS Character Assistant requires a computer running Windows ME (or more recent) and at least a Pentium II processor, 64 MB RAM, and 5MB free disk space. For better performance, use a faster processor and more RAM.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-29 16:03:44

  Fossilmaiden said:

  GURPS Character Assistant requires a computer running Windows ME (or more recent) and at least a Pentium II processor, 64 MB RAM, and 5MB free disk space. For better performance, use a faster processor and more RAM.

  "download" is missing
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-29 18:08:56

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Sit down and enjoy a piping hot cup of take.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-29 18:49:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  27: Red as Riots
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-29 18:51:28

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  28: At the Brink of the Lower Mysteries
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-29 18:55:42

  hurdy-gurdy
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-29 20:11:09

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Cut.
  Cut.
  Cut cut cut.
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• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-29 20:19:55

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  X
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-29 20:22:30

  se_ings
• Princess Alice

  2016-08-29 20:40:56 edited 2016-08-29 20:41:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Fossilmaiden said:

  GURPS Character Assistant requires a computer running Windows ME (or more recent) and at least a Pentium II processor, 64 MB RAM, and 5MB free disk space. For better performance, use a faster processor and more RAM.

  Was there actually anything that ran on Windows ME that couldn't run on Windows 98SE?
• Anonus

  2016-08-29 21:22:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Odradek said:

  Theology: Man is Jerry, Satan is Tom, and God is that big bulldog that shows up sometimes

  Man is Jinksy, Pixie and Dixie are Satan, and there is no God
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-30 05:44:11

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Curiouser and curiouser, said the cat.
• Anonus

  2016-08-30 23:25:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I find the notion of WCAU, Fox 10 Philadelphia funnier than I think I should

  
  

  Even funnier is WTXF as an NBC O&O, who may or may not have dropped their channel number 29 from their branding at some point
• Anonus

  2016-08-30 23:26:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Even Fox did that, with the "Fox Philadelphia" period
• Anonus

  2016-08-30 23:27:34

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  (though the name "Fox Philadelphia" was instituted under Paramount!)
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-31 05:52:46

  Things that I don't understand:
  
  why Martha Coakley sucks so much at campaigning