The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

Section42L · 2015-09-25 16:07:59

I was gonna say more, but I realized that inexplicable rage was momentarily taking over again.

Anyway, just as long as you're aware of when you momentarily slip into your own inexplicable rage, it's fine.

Crystal · 2015-09-25 16:08:52

That... reads like projection, really.

No it was just oddly phrased to me.

Section42L · 2015-09-25 16:10:19

People are allowed to talk about things she dislikes, and it's not a sign of defectiveness that they do.

Crystal · 2015-09-25 16:13:53

Okay, okay, sure, but that's if you read her comment with the frame of mind of "Stop bashing things I like" which is not the case nor even how it was phrased.

Instead it's more like, you know, please avoid the toxicity of that crap it's bad for you. Not that Miko has to worry about that, though.

Section42L · 2015-09-25 16:15:14

It's still not really an issue in this specific case, but I get what you mean.

At the very least, I will not make physical actions towards her anymore. I do admit that was kinda dumb of me, and my momentary inexplicable rage that I've admitted to doesn't justify it.

Crystal · 2015-09-25 16:16:21

Yes, hence, "not that Miko has to worry about that though."

Also that's mostly because I like being the one to flick and such, silly as I am. Not that serious so much as me being me.

Section42L · 2015-09-25 16:17:57

I'm aware that I didn't do anything serious there. I just don't want to get in the way of how you two express your intimacy, and that's clearly a part of it.

Crystal · 2015-09-25 16:21:06

Oh, fair, fair. Colon vee.

At any rate, I find it hard to care about CWC chatter save for that one vlog dude.

Sonic is pretty great though.

Section42L · 2015-09-25 16:26:21

I'll admit that I never really got used to the post-Adventure designs, even if some artists can make them look pretty good.

lee4hmz · 2015-09-25 16:26:54

I find the CWC chatter interesting partially because I like weird stuff, and partially because I lived in the Charlottesville area between 1986-1992 and a lot of the places and things mentioned are familiar.

Crystal · 2015-09-25 16:27:42

Section42L said:
I'll admit that I never really got used to the post-Adventure designs, even if some artists can make them look pretty good.

No no, watch the speedrun, you will see what I mean.

Section42L · 2015-09-25 16:28:46

Crystal said:

Section42L said:
I'll admit that I never really got used to the post-Adventure designs, even if some artists can make them look pretty good.
No no, watch the speedrun, you will see what I mean.

I didn't realize that was a link, heh.

I'll keep it in mind, thanks.

Princess Alice · 2015-09-25 16:30:11

tbh I just find "Christian Weston Chandler" an aesthetically appealing name

"Christine Weston Chandler" slightly less so

Princess Alice · 2015-09-25 16:30:18

tbh I just find "Christian Weston Chandler" an aesthetically appealing name

"Christine Weston Chandler" slightly less so

Imipolex G · 2015-09-25 16:30:37

best sonic design

Odradek · 2015-09-25 16:31:22

Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc

Princess Alice · 2015-09-25 16:36:13

So is Naitsirhc called Enitsirhc now?

Odradek · 2015-09-25 16:37:29

Maybe s/he will be if Sonichu Issue 11 happens.

Calica · 2015-09-25 18:04:13

Christine Weston Love

Odradek · 2015-09-26 01:36:44

Salix Babylonika · 2015-09-26 01:41:01

re, last page: can we not post weird fetish shit in this thread?

thanks

sunn wolf · 2015-09-26 01:43:41

Central Avenue said:
Rugrats is great!

Who could forget such classic characters as Tommy, Chuckie, Swastika, the Hydroxide Twins, and Mitt Romney?

i just stumbled across this post and laughed at it for like a minute straight

Obā-san · 2015-09-26 01:45:40

it is definitely one of the funnier posts ive seen on this internet forum

Princess Alice · 2015-09-27 01:52:10

McCracken Power Plant

Princess Alice · 2015-10-02 16:38:15

The Boston Big Dig: completed behind schedule and over budget...then when it did finally open part of it collapsed and killed an old lady.

Not civil engineering's finest moment.

Odradek · 2015-10-02 17:39:18

"If I wanted a message I would go listen to my answering machine"
Answering Machine: Hi Mr. Plinkett, Bob Foster here from the Department of Cultural Guilt, uh, just a friendly courtesy call to remind you about the horrible things that you did to the Native Americans. Uh, please continue to feel guilty about this, and, uh, if you have any questions, give me a call back, the number's 202-(Plinkett proceeds to pour coffee on the answering machine, shorting it out)
- Even better, it later cuts back to him smashing the machine with a hammer.
- "GET OUUUT!!!! GET OUUUUUUUUUT!!!!"
"GET OUTTA MY POPCORN TUUUUUB!!! WRAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!"
Essentially every time Plinkett raises (and reverbs) his voice is memorable for...various reasons...
[Referring to the TF Blockade from Phantom Menace] "You see, we once set up a Naval Blockade around Cuba, to stop the Russians from setting up missile launchers there. It was a little event you might have heard of. It wasn't a big deal, you know, but you might have heard of it, it was calledWORLD WAR I. Geez, you stupid people gotta learn your history right."
- [Discussing the Federation invasion] "So the droid army just rolls in. Unchallenged, as expected. Just like the Nazis into France, in a little historical event you might have heard of? Hmm, what was it called? Uh...THE FRENCH REVOLUTION?"
[showing picture of an overweight cat] "Hey anyone wanna help me milk my cat? 's time to make breakfassht..."
- "My cat ain't gonna milk itself!"
"At last! We get to the big dumb ending, where we see the excitement and the passion... that thousands of computer animators have for getting paychecks!"
"And don't say it was the Will of the Force, unless you don't want me to send you a Pizza Roll... aaan' whennnI sennit to you, 'm gonna shovvit up yer ass..." [shows image of Kit Fisto]

Odradek · 2015-10-02 17:39:24

When the hooker he kidnaps in his Episode II review winds up falling for him after he forces her to sit through the movie and she realizes how bad it is.
"Shinzon had a passing interest in Troi 'cos she had a vagina, and he probably never did it with a chick. Uh, maybe he fucked a Reman in the ass... [shows image of a Reman grimacing]
"Aw, he's accidentally flying the spaceship, how cute! I hope he fucking dies."
(dragging woman by the ankle) GEDDIN MY LIVING ROOM!!"
(deleted scene: Still dragging woman) CoME WIth mEEE aND yoU'll BEe in A woRLd of PUrE imagiATiOn!!"
Fuck the Pain Away...
Plinkett's phone call.
Him slowly going insane at the end of the "Baby's Day Out" review.
"My cat stole my merkins!"
"You want to help me milk my cock?" (picture of a rooster)
"Maybe they're trying to make a statement about the Gerber corporation and their anti-Union practices!"
"They don't make jokes in the circus!"
"Fuck The Pain Away (Groin Attack) Fuck The Pain Away (Groin Attack) x5
"What could've been the greatest lesbian sex scene ever in a children's movie":
"Servant sex is just something I'm into now..."
"Lick my bink hole."
(A comparative picture of Guinan and baby Bink in his photo outfit) WHAT?!!!
Star Wars Attack of the Clones is the worst thing ever made by a human. Except for the bagpipes...
(on Anakin and Padme's 'love story')
"Now you say 'Maybe they ARE in love, and maybe I just don't see it 'cause I'm a psychopath who butchers women.' Well-yeah-meh-sneh..."
A more subtle example is in the Phantom Menace review; he talks about how the hero arc works, and how the hero often gets the girl at the end as icing on the cake, and he plays several such scenes from various movies together as an example...including Willy Wonka hugging Charlie Bucket.
OH NO the timeline changed and Bambi's alive again except now shes my first cat!
After listing practically everything that happens in the new Star Trek movie. "I think I need to go see a therapist after this..." *clip of Deanna Troi* "NO NOT HER--!"
Spock saying "Go to hell."
"Zoe Saldana's there for one obvious reason... (Shows footage of Uhura undressing) She's entirely believable as a Xenolinguistics expert."

Odradek · 2015-10-02 22:18:53

The entire commentary for Episode 1. Plinkett rambles about the movie, his cats, his life, laundry, Bambi, and so much more, getting interrupted by his cats, Gold Shirt Guy, and Not-Darth-Sidious. It's amazing.
- After ranting about how if he were in the movie he'd consider Padme "expendable," thinking that she was just a handmaiden who "does the Queen's laundry," Plinkett goes off on this tangent:
"When I was 58 I learned how to do my own laundry. They say the clothes make the man. You know what else they say? … 'Indonesians make the clothes.' … Both statements are kinda true statements. But I really like doin' laundry …"
- Plinkett urging people to "occupy George Lucas's front lawn" because he's one of the 1%
- Plinkett giving the people he presumes are listening to his commentary while sitting in a theater watching Episode 1 in 3D instructions to do things like raise their hand or talk to the person next to them.
- "Get off that, Mr. Tiny, that ain't a lover!"
How bad could [Episode III] really be? (picture of Darth Vader's infamous scene) Oh...
[On reviews praising Revenge of the Sith for being Darker and Edgier] MY STOOL IS DARK! And doctor says that's bad! ...I dunno why he thinks he knows so much about interior decorating though (Rim Shot)
An update starts with Jay and Mike talking about merchandise... and then this happens:
Plinkett: Enough of this sell-out crap! When's the next Plinkett review-oh wait I'm me.
From the Titanic (1997) review:
- "I gotta go, my cat's fucking my fleshlight".
- The close ups of Jack Dawson's sketchbook. Lots of crudely drawn naked women.
- "Sinatra, you fuck! You bought your rug at Gillman's Discount Wigs in Joisey! You cheapskate! I know it because I sold it to you!!"
- "When the Titanic was built, it was the largest moving object ever created by man. Other than president Taft."
"Taft, you fuck! You bought your clothes at the Portly Gentleman Used Clothing Store! You cheapskate! I know it because I sold it to you!!"

Odradek · 2015-10-02 22:18:56

From one of his very first reviews (the Star Trek: Insurrection one), the very first line (delivered in his typical, completely deadpan style):
Plinkett: Star Trek Insurrection sucks my balls.
- The inexplicable shot of Worf farting about twenty seconds in.
- His comment on the boring costume design: "Ain't no one winning an Oscar for the JCPenney spring fashion look!"
Plinkett: (in an exaggeratedly effeminate voice) Earth tones, people! Everyone wears earth tones! Browns and beige! And mother of pearl! And browns and beiges and dark browns and light browns and browns and beige! Browns and beiges and dark browns and light browns and browns and beige! Everyone's gonna be wearing earth tones 'cause they live on a planet.
"Darth Vader should never say the word Padme, or Snuffleupagus."
"The entire Senate is filled with stupid idiots". *cuts to picture of the United States Senate* "Yeah, okay that's true".
"Obi-Wan Kenobi is a stupid asshole idiot head."
During the analysis of The Force Awakens teaser, Palpy wonders if he'll be in Star Wars Rebels. Plinkett doesn't care.
Palpy: I think that takes place between Episode... whatwoulditbe... 3... and 6... I don't even know anymore. I can't keep track of this fucking shit.
Plinkett: I don't know if you're in the fucking cartoon show. I don't watch cartoons!
- Mr. Plinkett confusing a Fan Film for the actual movie trailer.
- Palpy and Plinkett each tuning each other out by listening to Taylor Swift on their MP3 player.
Reviewing the Trade Federation's invasion of Naboo during the Phantom Menace
Sio Bibble: Communications disruption can only mean one thing, invasion."
Plinkett: It could also mean you didn't pay your phone bill!
Plinkett accidentally admitting to masturbating to Olsen Twins movies alongside the Indiana Jones, Star Wars and Star Trek series, followed by a ludicrous scene where he ejaculates large quantities of semen at a television showing one such Olsen Twins movie^*...and couldn't stop.
Pointing out all the Plot Holes in General Grievous's assassination and cutting to a confused-looking Yoda every time he says "I'm so confused."

Obā-san · 2015-10-02 22:23:14

Earth tones, people! Everyone wears earth tones! Browns and beige! And mother of pearl! And browns and beiges and dark browns and light browns and browns and beige! Browns and beiges and dark browns and light browns and browns and beige! Everyone's gonna be wearing earth tones 'cause they live on a planet.

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-03 03:42:29

naney said:
it is definitely one of the funnier posts ive seen on this internet forum

Yes.

Alduin · 2015-10-03 19:10:58

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11261355/1/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-Defender-of-America

lee4hmz · 2015-10-04 02:45:37

Harley Quinn said:
The Boston Big Dig: completed behind schedule and over budget...then when it did finally open part of it collapsed and killed an old lady.

Not civil engineering's finest moment.

someone I know from A! fandom owned bigdigsucks.com at one point. he lived in Boston at the time and he was not happy about all the corruption surrounding the project.

Sex Grips · 2015-10-05 07:14:53

Hit rock-bottom

End of the line

Outhouse of life

Where the sun don’t shine

Down and out

Straddling demise

Get a grip on yourself

Pick up and rise

Top of the world

Designed to destruct

With wings unfurled

Sky-high and fucked

Out of the true

Crash and burn or slow down and subdue

Live and learn

Achtung! Here we come

With another motherfucking dirty bomb

Krank! - Krank it to 11

Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid 24/7

Once again rings true what we always knew

KMFDM is the drug for you

Freedom is a loaded shotgun

Krank!

Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

Sex Grips · 2015-10-05 07:17:55

Torgo said:

also, this is hilarious

SpruceZeus · 2015-10-05 16:39:48

e: on second thought, this belongs someplace else

Sex Grips · 2015-10-06 05:43:35

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2015/10/05/the-last-a-man-can-get/

Crystal · 2015-10-06 06:31:09

Good.

Princess Alice · 2015-10-07 00:16:47

EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY

ALARM WILL SOUND

lee4hmz · 2015-10-07 02:06:40

http://www.donotlink.com/gwxh

I like how almost all the links in this Monsanto scare piece are to other conspiracy sites. Yay for echo chambers?

Fossilmaiden · 2015-10-07 02:47:30

Ah yes, the well known deadly neurotoxin... aspartame.

lee4hmz · 2015-10-07 04:36:58

Yup, it sure is a neurotoxin—if you were to inject it directly into your brain. Quite a few things are neurotoxins in that case.

Crystal · 2015-10-07 04:57:19

glennmagusharvey · 2015-10-07 19:14:52

WWND

What Would Nanoha Do?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-10-07 19:18:01

glennmagusharvey said:
WWND

What Would Nanoha Do?

She would not be shitposting.

She'd be hard at work revising the paperwork she has to revise.

TitleName · 2015-10-07 20:17:46

Which consists of shitposting. :V

glennmagusharvey · 2015-10-07 20:57:02

The TSAB can get a little bureaucratically demanding in its incident reporting requirements sometimes.

Sex Grips · 2015-10-10 05:42:05

lee4hmz · 2015-10-10 10:51:22

jugga jigga wugga

Alduin · 2015-10-10 12:31:33

Styx - Mr. Roboto

Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone

Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself

The Romantics - Talking in your Sleep

The Police - Every Breath You Take

Depeche Mode - Policy of Truth

Duran Duran - Girls on Film

A-Ha - Take On Me

Eddie Grant - Electric Avenue

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

The Knack - My Sharona

Michael Jackson - Leave Me Alone

The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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