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You're given magical powers...

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2014-06-04 22:04:16 in General
...but the only thing you can do with them is turn water into ice.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    turn water into ice
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    I take over the ice manufacturing business because i have such incredibly low overheads.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Freeze humans who oppress the weak until they relent. Human bodies are mostly water, yes?
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    corner the market in- dammit. okay first i freeze yon assassin's blood, THEN i take over ice manufacturing
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm beginning to regret bestowing these powers on you already
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    edited 2014-06-04 22:18:51
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You know, if we keep going on like this, humanity might become extinct from freezing everyone's bodily fluids :P

    Also, I'm sure someone would want to use their powers to refreeze any melted portions of the polar ice caps that come up. I would probably not, unless I could do it from a safely heated compartment, because I hate cold places.

    Also also, I forgot Summer Squidward Week was a thing :P
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    fiiiiine i won't commit murder. i'll just make shaved ice. for myself. you can't ahve any. central can but not the rest of you.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yon Assassin said:

    I take over the ice manufacturing business because i have such incredibly low overheads.

    That's actually an excellent idea.

    Also, make pykrete and take over some small countries with my frozen aircraft carrier.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    dress up as Cirno
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    alternate route:

  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Freeze the fluid in the eyeballs of farm bureaus.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    How much/many uses do we get?
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Imipolex G said:

    dress up as Cirno


  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i freeze the entire world plunging us into another ice age

    millions of people die and thousands of species go extinct
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    i freeze the entire world plunging us into another ice age

    millions of people die and thousands of species go extinct


    Nope. My heat powers prevent that happening. Thermodynamically, to cool water, the heat has to go somewhere. Cooling interstellar ice, warming the world to stop you, TCh.

    Not today, Bobby.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my evil plan foiled :(
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    i freeze the entire world plunging us into another ice age

    millions of people die and thousands of species go extinct

    but why
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    because i wanted to outdo the eyeball-freezing and the invading small countries

    i'm sorry, i got greedy
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ProfessorGator said:

    You know, if we keep going on like this, humanity might become extinct from freezing everyone's bodily fluids :P

    SEE

    I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN

    BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME

    NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What ever you do, tread carefully

    Remember: I didn't give you thawing powers!
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    we can just do the thing Aliroz said

    heat flow
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I start a mystery archaeology foundation and go into the field with my temperature reduction abilities.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Stupid technicalities

    This is why I should always consult an attorney before I decide to bestow supernatural abilities upon people

    v_v
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    1. how much or how many uses do we get?  is it rechargeable?

    2. how fast can we freeze (or alternatively, extract negative heat) from something?

    3. do we have to obey thermodynamics or can we create or remove energy at will?

    4. alternatively, do we create cold matter at will?
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