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An alternate universe in which Princess Alice is evil

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2014-06-01 13:59:04 in Roleplay & Games
*privatizes Centralia's healthcare system*
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  • Obā-sanObā-san

    u mean THIS REALITY?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TREASON!

    I'd throw you in the dungeon, but I suspect you'd enjoy that

    So instead I hereby sentence you to listen to nothing but Top 40 pop songs for the next 2d20 years
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i was looking for a suitable reaction image and i found this nonsensical Chemistry Cat meme

    image
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'll bet that cat doesn't even have a chemistry degree
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Throw him in the dungeon
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    image

    REPUBLICAN MEMECAT
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah well

    *parks my Evil Car across 3 handicapped spaces*

    NOW WHAT
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Central Avenue said:

    Yeah well


    *parks my Evil Car across 3 handicapped spaces*

    NOW WHAT
    now I can't find a spot for this ramp van to unfold its ramp ;_;
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    -jacks the Evil Car-

    (So, this is the third time that I've become a car hijacker in Centie's RPs. It is officially a running gag?)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aw, come on! I didn't even get a chance to put my Evil License Plates on it yet!

    image

    (I like how the carjacker is actually the good guy this time, lol)
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I'm sure that @Fossilmaiden will tell you that plate should actually be for @Crystal.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    well, she can't have it

    because i'm evil! >:3
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *takes candy from a baby*
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    image

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  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    But CA is evil in this reality.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *gives an Almond Ice Cream cart a permit to operate outside Aliroz's favorite Centralian library*
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    next you gonna outlaw cow girls
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Aliroz said:

    But CA is evil in this reality.

    i already made this post
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Central Avenue said:

    *gives an Almond Ice Cream cart a permit to operate outside Aliroz's favorite Centralian library*


    You!

    I. Hate. You.

    Rozburg is now at war with Centralia.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *installs Windows Vista on all the computers in the Royal Barn*

    *only offers the option to upgrade to Windows 8.0*
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Central Avenue said:

    *installs Windows Vista on all the computers in the Royal Barn*


    *only offers the option to upgrade to Windows 8.0*
    Pah, as if that even qualifies as evil.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    at least it's not Me
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I used Vista for several years and had no great problems with it.

    You'll have to do eviller.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *bans all web browsers except Internet Explorer*

    *adds microtransactions to every mobile phone game*
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I used Internet Explorer for several years and had no great problems with it. And I don't play mobile phone games.

    You'll have to do eviller.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2014-06-01 17:13:33
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *hires the sadist who chooses Spotify ads as Minister of Communications*
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    who
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *drives a Hummer*
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *does 45 mph in the left lane of the freeway*
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    you are SICK
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    *burns all books except The Fountainhead*
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    genuinely not sure how I should feel about The Fountainhead in a universe in which it's the only surviving book
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    -jacks the Hummer-
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fossilmaiden said:

    *burns all books except The Fountainhead*

    Hey, you're not Princess Alice!
    Yarrun XIX said:

    -jacks the Hummer-

    Well, that was inevitable
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *airs DIC cartoons on the Centralia Broadcasting Network*
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *gives Richie Rich a Flash-animated TV series*
  • TreTre
    image
    didn't he already have one a few years ago?
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    another one, then
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:

    *gives Richie Rich a Flash-animated TV series*

    Let me guess, you had a license that predated my purchase of Classic Media
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > implying evil princesses respect American copyright law
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Fossilmaiden said:

    *burns all books except The Fountainhead*


    Too bad I made all books resistant to burning.
    Central Avenue said:

    > implying evil princesses respect American copyright law


    You're going to jail for copyright violation, Evil Princess.
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    *throws all books other than The Fountainhead into water*
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wilhelm said:

    *throws all books other than The Fountainhead into water*


    Too bad I made all books out of partial mogwai, so getting them wet just makes more books.
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    what's partial mogwai
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    Aliroz said:

    Wilhelm said:

    *throws all books other than The Fountainhead into water*


    Too bad I made all books out of partial mogwai, so getting them wet just makes more books.
    also: hmm, these are interesting new books.  they're all about the best ways to eat crocodiles and alligators
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mogwai, eh? Better not feed these books after midnight...
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wilhelm said:

    Aliroz said:

    Wilhelm said:

    *throws all books other than The Fountainhead into water*


    Too bad I made all books out of partial mogwai, so getting them wet just makes more books.
    also: hmm, these are interesting new books.  they're all about the best ways to eat crocodiles and alligators
    Not that shocking. They already do that in Chna.


  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    *makes a delicious crocodile stew*
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Fossilmaiden said:

    *makes a delicious crocodile stew*


    Thank you, I am a delicious crocodile and I love stew.
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