You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Then grab a cart and get to shoppin'!
We have a special this week on Books of Incredibly Unusual And Probably Rather Dangerous Spells! Only at Dave's Food Place!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^ Yep! And we're the only store in the Capital City area that sells it!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Would you like to sign up for a Dave's Food Place Super Mega Doubleplusgood Discount Card?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Old Man Dave didn't have the best marketing team, you see.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In that case, have a coupon for $2 off a case of Faygo!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That's a good question, but alas, not one I am at liberty to answer at this time.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
you're trying to distract me so you can sneak merchandise into the restrooms
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Now now, here at Dave's Food Place, we pride ourselves on clean restrooms!
At least, we did until our janitor mysteriously disappeared while cleaning the ladies' room last Friday.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Excuse me, miss, would you be able to direct me to the correct aisle for people solvents? I have been finding them difficult to procure by conventional means...
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We have a special this week on Books of Incredibly Unusual And Probably Rather Dangerous Spells! Only at Dave's Food Place!
^ Aisle 14.
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
KETCHUP IS IN AISLE 6
Fine, pay full price.
...What are you buying, again?
Whoops, I mean, uh, Paranormal Faygo!
Thank you for shopping Dave's Food Place.
aren't you
usually on fridays
At least, we did until our janitor mysteriously disappeared while cleaning the ladies' room last Friday.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
You turn into a Juggalo.
And then all of Ken's clothes fit you.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead