why is the Disney Channel awful

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• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-26 00:45:25

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Why do you watch the disney channel
  
• Anonus

  2014-05-26 01:02:25 edited 2014-05-26 01:02:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I haven't watched it in more than a year, no pay TV! Even then I only watched it sparingly and caught glimpses of their disturbing self-promotional blitz during DVRed episodes of Gravity Falls

  
  

  Anyway, I have a certain fondness for the Disney brand, which I feel the Disney Channel to be a betrayal of (well, my idealization of it at least)
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-26 01:10:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Disney can eat a bag of dicks
  
• Tachyon

  2014-05-26 01:42:51

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  because they show things that are not Gravity Falls
  
• Anonus

  2014-05-26 01:44:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I haven't watched Wander Over Yonder but it's from Craig McCracken so I assume it to be good

  
  

  also the Disney Channel, last I saw, shows crap like this:

  
  

  
• lee4hmz

  2014-05-26 02:08:03

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  ugh, it reminds me of this shit:

  
  

  
• Anonus

  2014-05-26 02:09:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  incidentally, MaxX's V/O guy, Cam Brainard, has been the voice of Disney Channel for over a decade now
• Tachyon

  2014-05-26 02:10:48 edited 2014-05-26 02:11:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ^^^ What
  
  That's like
  
  Literally, that's how you take something potentially funny, and suck all the comedy out of it
  
• Anonus

  2014-05-26 02:12:19 edited 2014-05-26 02:13:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The Disney Channel is pretty much "MICHAEL EISNER-ING INTENSIFIES"

  
  

  Also, Maximum Exposure and its ilk predate BLAM! by, like, a decade...Whacked Out Sports lurches on, though.
• lee4hmz

  2014-05-26 02:21:21

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Anonus said:

  incidentally, MaxX's V/O guy, Cam Brainard, has been the voice of Disney Channel for over a decade now

  He seems eminently punchable. :P
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-26 04:53:49

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  It's awful because you touch yourself at night.

  
  

  Also the Demiurge hates you.
• Anonus

  2014-05-26 04:59:42 edited 2014-05-26 04:59:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Nobody here's given me any responses like "Man I wish the Disney Channel weren't awful. ♪ Disney, Disney, Disney ♪"

  
  

  interesting
• Tachyon

  2014-05-26 05:14:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Are you surprised?
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-26 05:21:35

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Why should Disney Channel not be shit?

  
  

  No media conglomerate should rule every platform and type. No conglomerate should have that much power.

  
  

  Hell, they should have this much power now.
• Anonus

  2014-05-26 05:29:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  So you say that Disney Channel being shit is the one thing keeping Disney from world domination?

  
  

  They have a lock on the minds of middle school girls...but they're repulsive to most other people

  
  

  No, I'm not surprised...I guess I'm just WAY more into Disney than most people here are
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-26 05:30:46

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  You can be forgiven for your fanatic devotion. You drank their Kool-Aid.

  
  

  But it has to stop. You need to reclaim your agency, your choices, your will.

  
  

  You must, or they'll get you.
• Anonus

  2014-05-26 05:31:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Will my head sprout perfectly circular mouse ears?
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-26 05:52:09

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  The mouse ears will never stop growing. You will be crushed by the weight.
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-26 19:19:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  kingCrackers said:

  Why should Disney Channel not be shit?

  
  

  No media conglomerate should rule every platform and type. No conglomerate should have that much power.

  In all seriousness, this frightens me
  
• Morven

  2014-05-26 22:17:08

  The mouse ears are clearly spherical because they're the same outline from all directions

  
  
• MetaFour

  2014-05-26 22:20:31

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  But they move with the camera, so they never overlap each other no matter what angle you're looking from. There's no way they're Euclidean.
• Tre

  2014-05-26 22:21:44

  
  

  non-Euclidean ears
  
  makes me think of Antichamber
• Odradek

  2014-05-28 17:23:21

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  

  
  
• Odradek

  2014-05-28 17:23:28

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Anonus

  2014-05-28 17:27:37

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Jeffrey Katzenberg sent Shrek to kill Mickey

  
  

  Katz took some Dip with him when he left Disney and he still had it
• lee4hmz

  2014-05-28 18:27:03

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Oh, hey, it's the plot of Mickey's 60th Birthday!