Centralia Royal Theatre presents: Pollyanna

edited 2014-05-23 16:27:50 in General Media
POLLYANNA: Both my parents are dead, but I'm still happy, 'cause I'm always happy!

AUNT POLLY: Man, fuck you. Go live in the filthy attic.

POLLYANNA: Thanks, Aunt Polly! I sure am happy!

GRUMPY MAN: Bah humbug! Life sucks!

POLLYANNA: No it doesn't!

GRUMPY MAN: Oh, you're right! I'm not grumpy anymore!

DISABLED WOMAN: Life sucks.

POLLYANNA: No it doesn't!

DISABLED WOMAN: Ooh, you're right! Let's all be glad!

AUNT POLLY: Somehow I'm glad now too, and I actually like Pollyanna now!

POLLYANNA: See how easy that was?

DOCTOR: oh my god pollyanna got hit by a car and now she can't walk

POLLYANNA: life sucks

EVERYONE ELSE: No it doesn't, remember?

POLLYANNA: Yeah well that's easy for you to say with your walking and whatnot. Get out of my bedroom.

Then some other stuff happened. The end.

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