quest quest

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• Odradek

  2014-05-08 17:24:33

  My dreams exceed my real life

  3
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-08 17:32:20

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  you decide to live up to the name of the topic and actually go on a quest and HOLY FUCK IT'S A DRAGON
  
  1. Attack with your sword
  2. BOW 'N ARROW BITCHES
  3. Magick it dead
  4. Dualwield???
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-08 17:36:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  4
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-08 18:00:33

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  (btw plz specify)
  
• Odradek

  2014-05-08 18:04:27

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Dual wield whips
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-08 18:09:04

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  YOU MERCILESSLY WHIP THE DRAGON INTO SUBMISSION AND wait a minute you think it's trying to tell you something
  
  Dragon: Oh god what are you doing I just wanted you to help me find my daughter, she went into the dark forest and never came back and here you are whipping me ;_;"
  
  Oh shit I guess this is your quest
  
  AND OFF YOU GO
  
  1. TO THE FOREST!
  2. TO THE TAVERN!
  3. TO THE MOUNTAINSIDE!
  4. BACK TO BED!
  5. OTHER!?
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-08 18:10:25 edited 2014-05-08 18:10:46

  
  

  4 then 5
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-08 18:15:07

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  fuck that dragon, she (he??? shit dragons are complicated) can solve her own problems, you have  better things to do
  
  like hop back into bed and continue that dream you were just having. But just as you get back to your room youR BED IS DESTROYED BY
  
  1. GALACTUS DEVOURER OF WORLDS
  2. THE KING OF ALL COSMOS
  3. ANOTHER, FAR MORE INTIMIDATING DRAGON
  4. GODDESS OF TORTURE AND TYPEFACES CENTRAL AVENUE
  5. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-08 18:18:08

  
  

  5
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-08 18:18:22

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  5
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-08 18:20:17

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  it is then that you hear the most chilling sound you've ever heard in your life
  
  
  
  The pop diva is currently destroying your house and throwing copies of lotus at people. WHAT DO
  
  1. fuck you i'm not writing out these options anymore just post something
  
• Anonus

  2014-05-08 18:26:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Summon DHX Media to chase her away
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-08 18:37:15

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  You summon DHX media to scare her away
  
  Buster uses postcard papercut! ...It's not very effective.
  
  Xtina uses wail! It's super effective! Buster fainted!
  
  Paddington Bear uses suitcase slap! ...It's not very effective.
  
  Legendtina uses screech! Paddington Bear's defense has been lowered!
  
  Paddington Bear uses maul!
  
  Slaytina uses wail! It's super effective! Paddington Bear fainted!
  
  Zoboomafoo uses Zoboomafoo! Xtina fainted!
  
  
  
  You ask the incomparable singer why she's destroying your village.
  
  "i'm just bored tbh"
  
  you're about to find somewhere else to sleep when she stops you. "Wait! I kind of... Can you help me sell my album?"
  
  Help Xtina sell her album?
  
  Y/N
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-08 19:34:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  N. Challenge her to a duel to the death.