Nobody here talks about fictional characters smoking weed that much

Anonus · 2014-04-29 00:45:11

Why not?

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-29 00:45:55

Most fictional characters I know of have not canonically smoked weed. Coincidence? :o

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 00:46:00

all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees

*footwork drum pattern kicks in*

Anonus · 2014-04-29 00:47:05

I dunno

Nobody here really talks about whether or not they believe Zorak or Rarity or Rainbow Dash or Cadpig or whoever to be stoners

Obā-san · 2014-04-29 00:47:36

Burgundy Queen said:
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees

*footwork drum pattern kicks in*

Previous Calica · 2014-04-29 00:48:27

420 use stims erryday

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 00:49:12

Yon Assassin said:

Burgundy Queen said:
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees
all i do is smoke trees

*footwork drum pattern kicks in*

this is like the only footwork song I enjoy and I don't really know why.

Obā-san · 2014-04-29 00:50:48

it has a seriously baller ending

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 00:52:32

Anonus said:
I dunno

Nobody here really talks about whether or not they believe Zorak or Rarity or Rainbow Dash or Cadpig or whoever to be stoners

Fictional characters I am almost certain toke in some form or another (or some fantasy equivalent):

Marisa Kirisime
Jake The Dog
Droopy Dog

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-29 00:52:41

This song is awesome.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 00:54:00

the vocal sample comes courtesy of Lil Wayne, who is a non-fictional character I know for a fact tokes in some form or another.

Justice4243 · 2014-04-29 00:55:00

Obā-san · 2014-04-29 00:56:47

defs my fave footwork tune

also cool ranch doritos are forever associated w/ danny brown in my mind

Justice4243 · 2014-04-29 01:03:18

I guess Rarity was mentioned, so...

Also:

Justice4243 · 2014-04-29 01:04:53

Also, apparently Fluttershy being a stoner is a thing because of her sort of hippy nature.

Pinkie just sort of is drugs, so...

Princess Alice · 2014-04-29 01:06:16

This is one of the most Obviously Anonus thread titles since the original IJBM

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 01:36:44

Nobody gives a shit.

Like hey, Captain America drinks a particular brand of coffee! Gilgamesh likes his meat roasted just so. Prospero only drinks brandy from this place. Panty doesn't care where her heroin comes from as long as she has enough to stick it in all four limbs as she bones some dude.

Who gives a fuck.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 01:39:58

god can you just like

not be pissed off for five seconds

Obā-san · 2014-04-29 01:41:28

Burgundy Queen said:
god can you just like

not be pissed off for five seconds

yah this

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 01:41:44

I'm not actually pissed off, I had a certain rhythmic thing in my head that I wanted to see if I could put down into a post.

Don't think it worked.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 01:42:18

right

well, you're right, it didn't.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 01:55:28

By the way?

Cappig drinks much and often; but she only drinks Scot-brewed whiskey.

Windblade mixes oil with moonshine.

Mario loves purple drank.

Batman makes half of his money on cocaine manufacturing, and samples his product often.

Joseph Son of Jacob smoked several shrooms that night he wrestled with the angel. After that, he never stopped.

John Galt hard-injects salt directly into his veins.

The basis of Guan Yu, Liu Bei, and Zhang Fei's relationship are special herbs sold under the counter from the pharmacy and burned for its smoke.

Harry Potter licks toads.

Thomas the Rhymer was high. He was always high.

The Enterprise's Replicator can manufacture high-quality narcotics on demand, and often; it is the only one of its kind.

Dogs are always high. Their cells produce narcotics at all times. Why do you think they are always happy?

Sailor Moon snorts lunar dust; if you look closely, you can see thousands and thousands of miniature lacerations down her nasal passage. Lunar dust is dangerous.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 01:55:49

oi

Vociferous Masochist · 2014-04-29 01:56:18

kingCrackers said:
By the way?

Batman makes half of his money on cocaine manufacturing, and samples his product often.

Called it

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-29 01:57:23

Miko snorted breakfast cereal one time, true story.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:00:51

Being inducted into the Survey Corps includes being provided a supply of strong anti-depressives and steroids that every soldier is forced to take regularly.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:01:10

The fuck do you think grows in Shrek's swamp?

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:01:51

Kirby's brain stimulates the pleasure centers in a fashion similar to human orgasm whenever he eats and ingests power.

Anonus · 2014-04-29 02:02:58

kingCrackers said:
Cappig

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:03:42

Solid Snake also eats the venom sacs of serpents. It helps still the screams in his head.

Tre · 2014-04-29 02:03:48

Bubsy is a stoner

that's all I can tell you

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:04:49

All snails have to do is to lick themselves to get intoxicated.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:05:35

Rayman can't get high. Rayman's face is a contorted, frozen mask of faked joy, behind which is nothing but cruel and cold sobriety.

Anonus · 2014-04-29 02:06:22

and nobody wants to talk about Space Ghost and his prisoners bandleader and his director getting high

jeebus what alternate universe is this in which 101 generates more conversation than SGC2C

what have I done

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-29 02:06:26

What of the Touhou girls? ...or maybe I shouldn't ask that.

Imipolex G · 2014-04-29 02:06:29

All of Thomas Pynchon's characters do drugs

Well, not really, but some of 'em

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:06:43

"In the sweet Mojave rain" is a euphemism for the place where Californian hashish smokers enjoy their herbs.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:07:45

Space Ghost is in the show business; getting high every night is actually in the job description.

Space Ghost crushes crystals and smokes them.

Space Ghost likes to talk about TV shows that he watched when he was young.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:08:18

Drink cactus juice.

It will quench you.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-29 02:08:19

But seriously though what point are you trying to get across here cuz this is hella annoying

Miko said:
What of the Touhou girls? ...or maybe I shouldn't ask that.

doujin writers answered that question long ago.

Tre · 2014-04-29 02:08:24

kingCrackers said:
Rayman can't get high. Rayman's face is a contorted, frozen mask of faked joy, behind which is nothing but cruel and cold sobriety.

so, Rayman and I are still one being

good to know

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:11:56

Grains from the Whoohoo plant are how Mickey Mouse chooses to intoxicate himself.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:12:39

Link eats leftover fairies.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:16:04

When Atticus Finch was studying in college, he was doing mainly two things; shooting birds and dropping acid.

Obā-san · 2014-04-29 02:18:33

kingCrackers said:
When Atticus Finch was studying in college, he was doing mainly two things; shooting birds and dropping acid.

wrong

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:20:59

After losing the trial, Atticus Finch went to Hollywood and hung out with Tupac and Biggie Smalls.

Atticus was killed in a gun-battle with local police after he tried to get a baker to make him "fun brownies".

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:22:45

After abusing marijuana for many years, Pac-Man now suffers from brain damage. Pac-Man now always has the munchies.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-29 02:25:20

Pokemon cut from XY before release: Heroeene. Meff. Cokaine. Koffy.

Previous Calica · 2014-04-29 02:25:59

Miko said:
What of the Touhou girls? ...or maybe I shouldn't ask that.

In addition to the Hourai Elixir, Eirin prescribes thousands of unneeded prescriptions for oxycodone. They mostly end up in Patchy's hands.

Justice4243 · 2014-04-29 02:40:44

Anonus said:
and nobody wants to talk about Space Ghost and his prisoners bandleader and his director getting high

jeebus what alternate universe is this in which 101 generates more conversation than SGC2C

what have I done

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Vociferous Masochist · 2014-04-29 02:41:26

...

Well you tried. ^_^

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