The Sad, Dimly Lit Bar of the Heapers' Hangout

Comments

• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-22 22:32:30

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I want a mug of beer and then I want a new one each time I empty one. ^_^
  
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-22 22:33:46

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  *cracks a mug of beer over Miko's head*
  
  Shit you're empty
  
  *cracks another mug of beer over Miko's head*
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-22 22:34:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm just gonna sit here in a druggy daze
  
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-22 22:37:59

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  *sticks mouth over tap, guzzles*
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-04-22 22:54:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -tinkers with the broken jukebox-
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-22 22:56:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *stares mystically into neon beer sign*
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-04-22 22:57:05 edited 2014-04-22 22:57:21

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Get the fuck out of my bar, you drunkards.

  
  

  Last call was yesterday.
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-22 22:58:53

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  YOU get out of MY bar YOU drunktard *coughs up vomit*
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-22 23:02:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-22 23:14:39

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  -Hands out copies of The Book Of Mormon-
  
  Guys, alcohol is bad for your liver.
  
  
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-22 23:21:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  My dad read the Book of Mormon once, just for kicks.
  
  He was not impressed, but then, he was not impressed by alcohol either.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-22 23:23:55

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Aliroz said:

  
  Guys, alcohol is bad for your liqueur.
  
  
  

  *downs a grasshopper*
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-22 23:40:06

  kill living beings
  

  and so it came to pass that i was taking notes on mold growth patterns
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-22 23:47:17

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Manly McMacho said:

  *cracks a mug of beer over Miko's head*
  
  Shit you're empty
  
  *cracks another mug of beer over Miko's head*
  

  *_*
  
  *falls unconscious in a growing puddle of beer*
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-22 23:47:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *wakes Miko up*
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-22 23:48:08

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  i want beer ;_;
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-22 23:49:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-22 23:55:55 edited 2014-04-22 23:56:03

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ^ :D
  
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-04-23 00:25:05

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I'm calling the police.
• Obā-san

  2014-04-23 00:28:07

  
  

  on who and for what?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-23 00:40:17

  Hey look, an NES game.

  Miko said:

  I want a cup of coffee and then I want a new one each time I empty one. ^_^
  

  Manly McMacho said:

  *cracks a cup of coffee over Miko's head*
  
  Shit you're empty
  
  *cracks another cup of coffee over Miko's head*
  

  Aliroz said:

  -Hands out copies of The Book Of Spirituality-
  
  Guys, coffee is bad for your liver.
  
  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  My dad read the Book of Spirituality once, just for kicks.
  
  He was not impressed, but then, he was not impressed by coffee either.
  

  Miko said:

  Manly McMacho said:

  *cracks a cup of coffee over Miko's head*
  
  Shit you're empty
  
  *cracks another cup of coffee over Miko's head*
  

  *_*
  
  *falls unconscious in a growing puddle of coffee*
  

  Miko said:

  i want coffee ;_;
  

  
  
• Tre

  2014-04-23 00:42:59

  
  

  -sips on soda in the corner while nobody watches-
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-23 00:43:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  caffeine'll kill ya
  
• Tre

  2014-04-23 00:44:47

  
  

  then I welcome Death with open arms
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-23 00:45:38 edited 2014-04-23 00:46:12

  ITT: Tre is level 5 of Castlevania 1
• Obā-san

  2014-04-23 00:46:41

  
  

  Tre said:

  then I welcome Death with open arms

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-23 00:51:00

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  @glennmagusharvey your post made me laugh, because I am a gamer geek like you. ^_^
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-23 00:51:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  great song
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-23 00:51:59 edited 2014-04-23 00:52:05

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ^^^ Death metal I can listen to. :)
  
• Section42L

  2014-04-23 00:52:26

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2014-04-24 01:57:48

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  I've been drunk nearly all day
  
  Being drunk is fun until you stop being drunk then it kind of blows
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-24 06:40:01

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ikr
• Anonus

  2014-04-24 17:25:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  This net neutrality stuff has me real upset. Maybe more than I ought to be...
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2014-04-24 17:38:48

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  I can't fully articulate what I'm trying to say but it feels really weird to me that you cannot find any info on the T.P.P. unless you specifically search the term itself.
  
• Anonus

  2014-04-24 19:42:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  That thing is really far-reaching and nightmarish. Not just an Internet thing...
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2014-04-24 21:39:35

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  And somehow I'm slightly tipsy again? This has been a surprisingly boozy week
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2014-04-28 15:56:05

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  Being a rotting corpse might be fun
  
  At least until something falls off
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-28 16:48:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Can I buy the bar and bulldoze it to build a playground
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-28 16:53:19

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  you can buy my dick and slap yourself in the face with it

  
  

  ...your highness
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-28 16:55:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hmm...do I get a princess discount?
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-28 16:58:36

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  For the next decade only I'll give you 20% off PLUS a complementary set of hairy balls, love 'em or your money back and you WILL love them, just LOOK at what these babies can do

  
  

  *hairy balls infomercial*

  
  

  simply fantastic, order today and the power of these balls can be yours! no kingdom's complete without them!
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-28 17:00:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hey Anonus, grab the checkbook, will ya?
• Anonus

  2014-04-28 17:09:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  *brings you the checkbook*
• Hexartes

  2014-04-28 17:24:22

  Milk Bar Owner: Sounds like your show has been

  canceled. You don't really need to

  be here anymore.

  
  

  Gorman: I came to drink!

  I...I'm a customer!!!

  
  

  Milk Bar Owner: Well then, customer, the bar

  opens at 10 o'clock at night.

  Please wait 'til then. And besides

  that...

  
  

  Milk Bar Owner: This bar is for members only.

  Those without proof of membership

  will be refused entry.

  
  

  Gorman: Well, then I don't need milk!

  I just want to sit and think for a

  while... 

  Just give me a place to do that...

  
  

  Milk Bar Owner: Fine. Be my... guest.

  
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-28 21:30:18

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-28 21:31:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Anonus said:

  *brings you the checkbook*

  Whoa, you mean you actually approve of this purchase?
• lee4hmz

  2014-04-28 21:31:44

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  heh, the channel owner wants you to SUScribe
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-28 21:37:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  

  
  

  there that's done
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-04-28 21:41:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Hah! Fixed it!

  
  

  
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-28 21:41:58

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Central Avenue said:

  

  
  

  there that's done

  Pleasure doing business with you your highness ^_^