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My Toast Burst Into Flames

Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
edited 2014-04-08 02:36:27 in General
BLUE FLAMES IN THE TOASTER OVEN.

I kid you not. I am fine, but that was scary.
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  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :o

    how is the toaster?
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Toaster oven is fine. Toast is a black hunk now.

    And before the pun is made, I would be totally OK with sexy men of African descent climbing out of my toaster oven, but that is not what I mean here.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    a pity
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i want to know why this thread is in members only

    is this secret toast
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    In retrospect, I don't know why, either.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i KNEW IT

    YOU SECRET TOASTER YOU

    YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO TOAST TOAST ON THE SLY

    (*drags vash off to the RATHER PLUSHY SOFA for some snuggles*)
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-04-08 02:38:28
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    Funny, I just toasted myself up a PB&J not 30 minutes ago...
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i'd like a pb&j sammitch right about now
  • TreTre
    image
    mine are literally the best thing

    I toast three slices at once and put two of the slices in one slot, which leaves the insides all chewy

    Put peanut butter on the outer pieces and jelly on the inner one, and boom, you've got heaven
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Can I buy a toaster that imprints my toast with an image of Battle Seraph Eve?
  • thenamelesssamuraithenamelesssamurai

    Sredni Vashtar said:

    BLUE FLAMES IN THE TOASTER OVEN.


    I kid you not. I am fine, but that was scary.
    That happened to me once to, just w/ a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.

    Glad you're okay.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    I would be totally OK with sexy men of African descent climbing out of my toaster oven,

    the man your toast could smell like
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    throwback to when Sredni Vashtar's toast burst into flames
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, wow, this thread is bizarrely nostalgic.
  • TreTre
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    Tre said:

    mine are literally the best thing

    I toast three slices at once and put two of the slices in one slot, which leaves the insides all chewy

    Put peanut butter on the outer pieces and jelly on the inner one, and boom, you've got heaven


    jsyk this is still delish
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tre said:

    Tre said:

    mine are literally the best thing

    I toast three slices at once and put two of the slices in one slot, which leaves the insides all chewy

    Put peanut butter on the outer pieces and jelly on the inner one, and boom, you've got heaven


    jsyk this is still delish
    i should try this sometime
  • TreTre
    edited 2016-12-18 19:51:07
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    just make sure your toaster has slots that are wide enough before you do! mine is built to hold bagels, but some of the smaller ones might not be able to do it correctly so just keep that in mind

    toaster ovens should be fine for it tho, as long as they don't make your toast catch fire
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tre said:

    toaster ovens should be fine for it tho, as long as they don't make your toast catch fire

    I once used a toaster oven on a piece of toast I'd bitten into, and that started burning the bitten edge, setting off the fire alarm in my apartment at around 2 AM.

    The only silver lining of that was that my landlords didn't hear the alarm.
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