these shurikens are of the finest dwarven make

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• criminalscum

  2014-04-06 16:33:41

  cool pigtails NERD
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 16:50:32

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  the best part is that this character's name seems to be "Stan", if the name of the image file is anything to by.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 18:41:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it also sez "Stan!" right on it
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 18:42:01

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Stan the Dwarven Ninja
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 18:44:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The Dwarves could've held on at the Mines of Moria if only they'd had some ninjas
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 18:46:08

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  They did hold on at the Mines of Moria because they had ninjas.  Every single orc there was a Dwarf in disguise.  Even the Balrog was twenty one dwarves in a disguise.  It was all a prank on the Fellowship by Balin, whose tomb was a fake.
  
  Sadly, the Fellowship walked out a few minutes before everybody jumped out to yell "SURPRISE!".
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 18:47:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ...right
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 18:47:48

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  ...right

  C.S. Lewis is my uncle and he totally said that, I swears!
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 18:48:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  C.S. Lewis and I share the same birthday, so I think I would know what he meant, thank you
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 18:49:25

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  C.S. Lewis and I share the same birthday, so I think I would know what he meant, thank you
  

  What does that make us?
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 18:50:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  stepsisters
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 18:50:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  C.S Lewis
  

  Lord of the Rings
  

  aliroz pls
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 18:51:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  everybody knows LOTR was written by Lewis Carroll
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 18:53:13

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Burgundy Queen said:

  C.S Lewis
  

  Lord of the Rings
  

  aliroz pls
  

  Um, dude, you do realize that Lewis was an Inkling with W.H. Auden, J. R. R. Tolkein, J.A.W. Bennet, and several others?
  
  Lewis and Tolkein were very close friends, so it's appropriate for Lewis to have known something like that.
  
  Burgundy, please.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 18:54:10

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  by that logic couldn't CS Lewis have just filled out all of the missing parts in the Simillarion (I can't spell this) and the other compilations of unfinished Tolkien works?
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 18:55:49

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It was a joke, Burgundy.  It's not supposed to make sense when you actually think about it.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 18:56:40

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  you know what else is a joke?
  
  the lack of witchiness in your hat.
  
• Tanya

  2014-04-06 18:56:54

  Pizza Dog

  Lord of the Rings
  

  I always did like that William Golding Novel.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 18:57:28

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Burgundy Queen said:

  you know what else is a joke?
  
  the lack of witchiness in your hat.
  

  Oh, come on, your hat doesn't even have a herb on it.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 18:58:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Aliroz said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  you know what else is a joke?
  
  the lack of witchiness in your hat.
  

  Oh, come on, your hat doesn't even have a herb on it.
  

  my hat needs no plants. Its weight and shape are all that it needs to be secure in its dignity.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 18:59:33

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Burgundy Queen said:

  Aliroz said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  you know what else is a joke?
  
  the lack of witchiness in your hat.
  

  Oh, come on, your hat doesn't even have a herb on it.
  

  my hat needs no plants. Its weight and shape are all that it needs to be secure in its dignity.
  

   
  
  Yes, it does have a lot of dignity, but does it have sheer shiny classiness?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 19:00:49

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Classiness is overrated.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-06 19:01:34

  
  

  Burgundy Queen said:

  Classiness is overrated.
  

  
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-06 19:13:24

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Oh, pah.
  
  I don't need you peasants, anyway.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 20:10:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Burgundy Queen said:

  by that logic couldn't CS Lewis have just filled out all of the missing parts in the Simillarion (I can't spell this) and the other compilations of unfinished Tolkien works?
  

  Lewis died before Tolkien d00d
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-06 20:11:27

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Imipolex G said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  by that logic couldn't CS Lewis have just filled out all of the missing parts in the Simillarion (I can't spell this) and the other compilations of unfinished Tolkien works?
  

  Lewis died before Tolkien d00d
  

  shaddup
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-06 20:11:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  :p
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-06 20:57:15

  (flower path)

  Imipolex G said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  by that logic couldn't CS Lewis have just filled out all of the missing parts in the Simillarion (I can't spell this) and the other compilations of unfinished Tolkien works?
  

  Lewis died before Tolkien d00d
  

  bah, chronology is for losers
• Obā-san

  2014-04-06 20:59:12

  
  

  -calica said:

  Imipolex G said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  by that logic couldn't CS Lewis have just filled out all of the missing parts in the Simillarion (I can't spell this) and the other compilations of unfinished Tolkien works?
  

  Lewis died before Tolkien d00d
  

  bah, chronology is for losers

  

  
  

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