The Hash Heap of the Heaper's Hangout

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• Tachyon

  2014-04-02 03:58:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  delicious #food
  
  #hashbrowns?
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-02 03:58:25

  
  

  im hungry :<
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-02 03:59:39

  (flower path)

  @Tachyon #hashtagbrowns more like

  
  

  (blatantly stealing a joke from my own twitter)
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-02 05:03:55 edited 2014-04-02 05:07:11

  (flower path)

  (actually that first one was basically stolen from centie's twitter almost a year ago, which came from a #trashheap discussion)
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-02 06:39:28

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Hashish?
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-02 06:42:09

  (flower path)

  maybe.  #check your #locallaws before #blazing a #marijuana though. #420
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-02 08:55:22 edited 2014-04-02 08:56:02

  i once #tweet'ed that i was listening to #utakata music by #savagegenius
  
  probably most useless #hashtag ever
  
  which is sad because utakata is a good #anime series and savage genius is a good #j-pop group
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-02 10:47:50

  (flower path)

  #savagegarden did #anime #music?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-02 11:58:02

  no, #savagegenius is not savage garden
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-02 12:20:56 edited 2014-04-02 12:21:07

  
  

  #wrongthread
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-02 14:33:07

  kill living beings
  

  #octothorpe is the superior #name #tbh
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-02 14:41:37 edited 2014-04-02 14:42:36

  #yolo #swag #tbh #getonmylevel #currentlypopularmeme #trolling #tryingtolookcool #hashtagthatmakesnosensetoevencasualtwitterusers
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-02 19:53:15

  (flower path)

  #octothorpetag
• Obā-san

  2014-04-02 20:40:18 edited 2014-04-02 20:40:41

  
  

  Oh God there's a big one coming on

  The dead have begun to rise and walk

  And nobody is singing, nobody is singing

  The bottomless pit has opened up

  The Virgin Mary's crying blood

  And nobody is singing, nobody is singing

  
  

  Were all taking pictures with camera phones 

  To prove that we were there

  For the end of days, the end of days

  
  

  The blood gollum is on the loose again

  He doesn't know that were American

  He just thinks we’re fatter 

  The hell demons are killing all in sight

  Satan's doing wheelies on his bike

  Twin heads on his handlebars

  
  

  Pig-tailed twins around the age of 666

  Their faces painted to look like King Diamond and Peter Criss

  For the end of days, the end of days

  
  

  Now its raining semen

  It smells like those summer trees you smell

  Could this be the revelation or is it simply the end of Hell?

  
  

  Oh God there’s a big one coming on

  
  

  #armageddon

  
  

  That topic is trending

  The death cult is making jewelry

  From the corpses they dragged from the burning sea

  They're taking eyes, they're taking ears, they're taking noses, they're taking teeth

  They're taking hair and skin from tattoos

  They're taking fingers, they're taking

  The end of days very seriously

  
  

  Now the valley is flooded 

  With piranha, tequila and knives

  But at least we got to prove that we did something worthwhile with our lives

  At the end of days, the end of days
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-04-02 20:42:49

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  I just realized #lethinhairchinman is called like that because he's a man with thin hair and a chin #wow #woah #mindblown
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-02 21:51:06

  but everyone has thin hair and a chin
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-02 21:51:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  some people have more than one chin
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-02 21:53:04

  but those people who have more than one chin have at least one chin therefore they have a chin #logic #wrongontheinternet
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-02 21:54:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-03 20:15:42

  kill living beings
  

  
  
  #lol #food #funny #r/punny
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-03 20:43:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...wow
• Obā-san

  2014-04-03 20:44:19

  
  

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-03 20:48:34

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Klinotaxis said:

  
  
  #lol #food #funny #r/punny
  

  OK I call bullshit, these used to exist in a different bag under another name.
  
  These are literally the same food item.
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-03 20:49:18

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  That's the power of marketing! Gotta keep up with the latest trends.
• Section42L

  2014-04-03 20:56:19 edited 2014-04-03 20:57:46

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-03 21:38:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "currently a hit on the radio" is generally code for "do not listen to this"
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-04-03 21:42:07

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Section42L said:

  Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

  
  

  

  *shakes head, palm across face*
• Obā-san

  2014-04-03 21:45:39

  
  

  Section42L said:

  Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

  
  

  

  holy portamento batman
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-04-03 22:02:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Section42L said:

  Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

  
  

  

  *shakes head, palm across face*

  Man, the beat isn't even originally sucky. It's just a low-key version of No Speak Americano.

  
  

  I had to sit next to a girl and a girl's friend on a bus whose voice and conversation sounded way too close to how they talk. 

  
  

  Man, some of those pics aren't even selfies. It doesn't count if it's a picture of a dog, you blasted idiots!
• Obā-san

  2014-04-03 22:07:28

  
  

  Man, the beat isn't even originally sucky. It's just a low-key version of No Speak Americano.

  listening to it now

  
  

  don't really hear any similarity apart from the very sharp, full kick, which is a pretty common thing in pop-dance right now

  
  

  a closer match would be one of those annoying-ass big room house tracks like

  
  

  

  
  

  but with the bending saw synths from early-mid 2000s electro house / electroclash

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-03 22:07:50

  
  

  basically it's a huge ugly ball of stale cliches
• Obā-san

  2014-04-03 22:11:01

  
  

  (*gets a bit further in*)

  
  

  oh nooow i hear it

  
  

  that is actually a fairly clever use of sampling for such a dull track

  
  

  Yolanda Be Cool i applaud ye

  
  

  mildly
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-03 22:32:34

  (flower path)

  Klinotaxis said:

  
  
  #lol #food #funny #r/punny
  

  when I saw malki post that I thought it was a perfect fit for this thread but I was on my tablet and lol
• Tachyon

  2014-04-04 06:41:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  #SELFIE isn't such a bad song
  
  it's catchy, if nothing else
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-04 07:22:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  eh. I'm usually the first to leap to the defense of pop music, but I think "#Selfie" is legitimately annoying.
  
  Also, the weird thing about that song is that the group behind it is A) called The Chainsmokers and B) quite clearly a decade or so older--at least--than the demographic that likes to say "hashtag" out loud and use the word selfie.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-04-04 07:26:08 edited 2014-04-04 07:45:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Yes, it has kind of a cynical undertone, that's true.  It's very of-the-moment, a little too self-consciously so.  In that sense, it epitomizes the excesses of 2014.
  
  In two years time, if we remember it at all, we'll look back on it and laugh - or cringe.  In the meantime, i could cheerfully dance to it.  Which is to say, could cheerfully flail about awkwardly in a characteristically white manner.
• Tre

  2014-04-04 11:26:54

  
  

  Yon Assassin said:

  Man, the beat isn't even originally sucky. It's just a low-key version of No Speak Americano.

  listening to it now

  
  

  don't really hear any similarity apart from the very sharp, full kick, which is a pretty common thing in pop-dance right now

  
  

  a closer match would be one of those annoying-ass big room house tracks like

  
  

  [LRAD by Knife Party]

  
  

  but with the bending saw synths from early-mid 2000s electro house / electroclash

  
  

  [Satisfaction by Benny Benassi]

  god dammit, I'm terrible
  
  I like #Selfie and love both LRAD and Satisfaction (enough to consider them to be two of my favorites by their respective acts)
  
  maybe it's a sign of the times
  
• Tachyon

  2014-04-04 13:40:52 edited 2014-04-04 13:43:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  You're not terrible.  i've never been all that big on Satisfaction but it's a decent tune, and LRAD is tight.
  
  It's OK to disagree with other heapers about music, y'know!
  
• Tachyon

  2014-04-04 13:42:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Actually, Satisfaction is better than i remembered it being.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-04 13:44:31

  
  

  Satisfaction is p ok, but it had like buttloads of imitators.
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-04 13:56:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  always thought it was kinda overrated, there are other Stones songs I like a lot more
  
• Tachyon

  2014-04-04 14:09:12

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh, that Satisfaction, i've always liked
  
  although i'm not as into the Stones as i think i'm supposed to be; they're one of those old rock bands everyone seems to love
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-04 14:14:26

  
  

  i'm pretty meh on classic rock bands
• Tachyon

  2014-04-04 14:16:07

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  at one point classic rock was almost all i listened to
  
  but i always preferred the Kinks and the Who to the Rolling Stones
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-04 14:18:28

  
  

  i remember when i was like 8 i was super obsessed w/ the beatles, volkswagen beetles and regular beetles
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-04-04 14:24:18 edited 2014-04-04 14:28:32

  
  

  Their Satanic Majesties Request was my fav Stones album for a long while
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-04 15:14:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  There are really only about four songs on Satanic Majesties I like, in spite of it being their "psychedelic" album
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-04-04 15:35:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-05 01:00:55

  that image of #ghibli #movie character #porcorosso is #win
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-05 01:01:10

  the Hash Hash of the Hashers' Hashout