as we all know, the government is keeping a hidden bunker of lava lamp "bomb" missiles below Mt. Rushmore to use on the terrorist Al-Qaeda lizard men when they finally invade the west coast of the united states, as AMERICA is the only real country ('nation') that can understand this BID for freedom.
lava lamps & thus are essential to the survival of mankind, and before the government ends their public circulation of them (as is PREDICTED TO HAPPEN in 2017 by the TOP MINDS here at Heapers hangout) we advise you to stock as MANY AS POSSIBLE to fend off possible lizard man / alien / grey / pyramidal / sextant invaders.
all hail the wood keep. That is all.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
next time i went, all i got was a valuable aesop about friendship
As usual, Planet Jane, your inept ramblings have sullied the intelligence of this entire discussion forum. I only hope that the moderation of this damned place will understand that you need to be purged before you've filled my head any further with this dreck.
All hail the wood keep. That is all.
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