Everyone, behold: The fragility of the male ego.

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• Princess Alice

  2014-03-21 17:10:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  hahaha
• Tre

  2014-03-21 18:56:00

  
  

  self-esteem is a strange thing
• Obā-san

  2014-03-21 18:58:16

  
  

  why would someone's self esteem hinge around the size of their penis when they don't have an erection
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-21 19:03:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yon Assassin said:

  why would someone's self esteem hinge around the size of their penis when they don't have an erection
  

  That is pretty stupid
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-21 19:05:38

  kill living beings
  

  you'd think the urinary catheter would be more of an ego blow
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-21 22:05:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  never got the cock size thing
  
  although, they let women be astronauts now too, don't they? how do they relieve themselves?
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-21 22:11:26 edited 2014-03-21 22:12:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  they could have just given it in inches
  
  would have been less silly than the revised names for the sizes
  
  ...although i guess then there'd be a potential for confusion over size of penis (erect) vs. size of sleeve
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-21 22:17:28

  kill living beings
  

  Imipolex G said:

  although, they let women be astronauts now too, don't they? how do they relieve themselves?
  

  you think they don't have urethras?

  Tachyon said:

  they could have just given it in inches
  

  1. 
     
     heathen imperial units
  2. i don't know how big any penises are that pecifically
     
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-21 22:28:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *looks up urethra* well I guess that makes sense
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-21 23:02:01 edited 2014-03-21 23:02:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  i don't know how big any penises are that pecifically

  
  yeah, but you know how big an inch is

  Imipolex G said:

  *looks up urethra*

  
  i am not going to comment on this
  
  i am just calling attention to the fact that you said it
• Anonus

  2014-03-21 23:09:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I like my American hodgepodge of metric and imperial dammit
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-21 23:44:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't know too much about that area of the body
  
  just sayin'
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-21 23:47:12

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  What if one day I am the surgeon who performs SRS on you? :o
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-21 23:51:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  then I hope you know more than I do
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-21 23:52:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Imipolex G said:

  I don't know too much about that area of the body
  
  just sayin'
  

  i wasn't calling you ignorant
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-21 23:55:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  then what were you calling me
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-21 23:55:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  are you saying I was literally looking up a urethra
  
  that is highly unlikely
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-21 23:58:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i said i wasn't going to comment!
  
  but yes, that is why that post amused me
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-22 01:09:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  and that is why you heap
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-22 03:08:46

  kill living beings
  

  if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs
  
• Justice4243

  2014-03-22 23:32:42

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs
  

  I sense there'd be a limited market for such things... 
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-22 23:38:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tachyon said:

  they could have just given it in inches
  
  would have been less silly than the revised names for the sizes
  
  ...although i guess then there'd be a potential for confusion over size of penis (erect) vs. size of sleeve
  

  The impression I got was that the people who gave the sizes the sillier names did so knowingly.

  
  

  I guess you could say they were taking the piss. (Sorry.)
• Justice4243

  2014-03-22 23:44:25

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Central Avenue said:

  Tachyon said:

  they could have just given it in inches
  
  would have been less silly than the revised names for the sizes
  
  ...although i guess then there'd be a potential for confusion over size of penis (erect) vs. size of sleeve
  

  The impression I got was that the people who gave the sizes the sillier names did so knowingly.

  
  

  I guess you could say they were taking the piss. (Sorry.)

  Good one.

  
  

  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-22 23:56:48

  kill living beings
  

  Justice4243 said:

  Klinotaxis said:

  if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs
  

  I sense there'd be a limited market for such things... 

  i don't make dehydrated foods for the market
  
• Justice4243

  2014-03-23 00:20:06

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Fair enough.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-23 03:52:40

  Klinotaxis said:

  Justice4243 said:

  Klinotaxis said:

  if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs
  

  I sense there'd be a limited market for such things... 

  i don't make dehydrated foods for the market
  

  are you concerned that such products would be too illiquid?
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-23 04:27:55 edited 2014-03-23 04:28:08

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Imipolex G said:

  then I hope you know more than I do
  

  Yes, but... before I sedate you I am going to show you a video clip of SRS being performed and make sure you know exactly what I am about to do to your genitals. ^_^
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-23 12:11:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  D:
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-23 13:42:01

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *pulls close* You are going to love it!! You will be a happy Imipolex G. ^_^ Perhaps I will even let you be awake~
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-23 16:00:11

  kill living beings
  

  i lost like five followers for posting an SRS video once. was a good day
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-03-23 16:00:57

  (flower path)

  I never did watch that video.
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-23 16:22:58

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I did! It was pretty impressive.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-23 17:22:16

  kill living beings
  

  yeah i'm uninterested in getting my genitals rearranged but it's like, holy shit, i had no idea surgeons could do that. it's impresive jut that from standpoint
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-23 19:16:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  frankly I'm scared to watch that kind of thing
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-23 19:18:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tbh I wouldn't have watched it if not for the fact that I intend to have that done someday
  
  I figured it would be nice to know how it works
• MetaFour

  2014-03-23 21:58:07

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Kexruct said:

  

  WEAK LIKE DELICATE BUTTERFLY

  
  'Twould have been better to use florid and completely unhelpful euphemisms instead. Instead of "medium", try "trouser anaconda". Instead of "small", try "thunderous man-meat". Etc.
• criminalscum

  2014-03-24 01:22:29 edited 2014-03-24 01:22:44

  MetaFour said:

  
  
  
  'Twould have been better to use florid and completely unhelpful euphemisms instead. Instead of "medium", try "trouser anaconda". Instead of "small", try "thunderous man-meat". Etc.

  Hermione hiked up her skirt, then the wicked old screw unbuttoned his robes, unzipped his trousers, produced a one-eyed trouser anaconda that reminded Harry of the Firebolt, and rogered the hell out of her, just like that.