Aisle 2

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• Anonus

  2014-03-19 20:56:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Unilever
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-19 22:07:38

  kill living beings
  

  When you don't want to feed the world
  When you just want to feed your bank balance
  Wash your guilt away:
  UNILEVER WASHES WHITER!
  Soap to clean those dirty hands
  And a slap for the people who work the land
  Unilever
  Man-made hunger
  Soap in our eyes
  John West is the Best!
  Old soap opera
  No soap reality
  Legal slave trade
  Domestos kills all known truths dead
  Soap to wash the darkest stain
  
  Profit covers up the pain
  Of a slow, deliberate genocide
  And all the dirt you want to hide
  Take the black and wash it whiter
  Brooke Bond Oxo
  Blue Band, Bird's Eye
  Lifebuoy, Sunsilk
  Persil washes Whiter!
  We make whitewash
  We sell whitewash
  Consume whitewash
  Consumed by whitewash
  Somewhere in this cycle there's me and you
  What are we prepared to do?
  
  yeah
  
  handed out like a billion of those at the foodbank
  
• Tre

  2014-03-20 21:23:06

  
  

  cleanup two aisles down
• Tre

  2014-03-20 21:24:14

  
  

  Anonus said:

  Unilever

  they make Axe

  
  

  a fan of their deodorant products I am no longer
• Anonus

  2014-03-20 21:24:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Axe and Ragú!

  
  

  I have never been fond of Axe
• Obā-san

  2014-03-20 21:27:58

  
  

  as companies go Unilever is cool

  
  

  Axe stuff smells super obnoxious though 
• Tachyon

  2014-03-20 21:31:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  male deodorant/anti-perspirant often seems to smell strongly
  
  i dislike this; i prefer unscented
  
• Tre

  2014-03-20 21:35:30

  
  

  

  
  

  not a Unilever product, but certainly the best unscented deodorant I've come across

  
  

  I like scents, though. Hence why I've proclaimed myself to be The Boy Your Man Could Smell Like(tm).
• lee4hmz

  2014-03-21 02:06:11

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Ragù is bland, bland, bland. I've had store-brand pasta sauce that's a zillion times better.
• Previous Calica

  2014-03-21 03:43:27

  (flower path)

  Tre said:

  Anonus said:

  Unilever

  they make Axe

  
  

  a fan of their deodorant products I am no longer

  the dove stuff is okay as far as deodorants go i guess
• Justice4243

  2014-04-07 03:52:24

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I like Old Spice partially because they know how to target nerds and I'm a sucker for adverts that tickle me.

  
  

  I have and use some Axe products, but don't really go out of my way to use them.