Aisle 2

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Unilever
  • kill living beings
    When you don't want to feed the world
    When you just want to feed your bank balance
    Wash your guilt away:
    UNILEVER WASHES WHITER!
    Soap to clean those dirty hands
    And a slap for the people who work the land
    Unilever
    Man-made hunger
    Soap in our eyes
    John West is the Best!
    Old soap opera
    No soap reality
    Legal slave trade
    Domestos kills all known truths dead
    Soap to wash the darkest stain

    Profit covers up the pain
    Of a slow, deliberate genocide
    And all the dirt you want to hide
    Take the black and wash it whiter
    Brooke Bond Oxo
    Blue Band, Bird's Eye
    Lifebuoy, Sunsilk
    Persil washes Whiter!
    We make whitewash
    We sell whitewash
    Consume whitewash
    Consumed by whitewash
    Somewhere in this cycle there's me and you
    What are we prepared to do?

    yeah

    handed out like a billion of those at the foodbank
  • cleanup two aisles down
  • Anonus said:

    Unilever

    they make Axe

    a fan of their deodorant products I am no longer
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Axe and Ragú!

    I have never been fond of Axe
  • as companies go Unilever is cool

    Axe stuff smells super obnoxious though 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    male deodorant/anti-perspirant often seems to smell strongly

    i dislike this; i prefer unscented
  • image

    not a Unilever product, but certainly the best unscented deodorant I've come across

    I like scents, though. Hence why I've proclaimed myself to be The Boy Your Man Could Smell Like(tm).
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Ragù is bland, bland, bland. I've had store-brand pasta sauce that's a zillion times better.
  • Tre said:

    Anonus said:

    Unilever

    they make Axe

    a fan of their deodorant products I am no longer
    the dove stuff is okay as far as deodorants go i guess
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I like Old Spice partially because they know how to target nerds and I'm a sucker for adverts that tickle me.

    I have and use some Axe products, but don't really go out of my way to use them. 
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