The Creepy Abandoned Farmhouse of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2014-02-18 14:33:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-18 14:35:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I knew you'd be the first one to respond to this thread!
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-18 14:37:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  (I'm a ghost cow)
  
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-02-18 14:37:46 edited 2014-02-18 14:38:00

  
  

  Can't be worse than this farmhouse.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-18 14:43:37

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  http://gunshowcomic.com/334
• Aliroz

  2014-02-18 14:48:17

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Meh, at least it's not an abandoned mine shaft....
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-18 14:49:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  [obligatory mention of Centralia's abandoned rock candy mine]
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-18 14:49:56

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Sweets are Centralia's #1 export, don'cha know
• Aliroz

  2014-02-18 14:57:12

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Central Avenue said:

  Sweets are Centralia's #1 export, don'cha know

  You know, suchians can digest that kind of sugar (contrary to old research), but with some difficulty.  It's not good for us at all, but we can digest small bits and eventually recover and have all ill effects recede.  We can also digest fructose and fruits, but we just prefer not to spend the ATP on breaking those down into the amino acids. Seriously, effort; not really efficient when you have to spend so much ATP to digest food to make ATP.  Meat works better.
  
  In Rozburg, we eat iron nails more often than we eat Sweets; and it's better for us.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-18 16:42:00

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Hmm. Anyone here read this Robert Bloch story?
• Obā-san

  2014-02-18 16:43:49

  
  

  (*whips out guitar, starts playing the spooky village song*)
• Justice4243

  2014-02-26 18:46:32

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  http://gunshowcomic.com/334

  Yay!