Retail Aisle Signage: Vote For Your Favorite Today [image-heavy]

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• Anonus

  2014-02-15 02:01:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ooh, ITC Officina Slab on an aisle sign that's also burnt orange?

  
  

  Vote cast!
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-15 02:07:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  second one seems pretty spiffy to me
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-02-15 02:15:13

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  What store is #6?
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-15 02:27:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Aisle #6 or the sixth photo?

  
  

  Aisle #6 is a Kroger store in the process of being remodeled; photo #6 is Meijer.
• Previous Calica

  2014-02-15 02:46:25

  (flower path)

  I was about to ask about the first #5 but then realized I could see Kroger store-brand in it.
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-15 02:49:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You know, I'm just gonna go back and edit in the names of the stores.
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-15 02:54:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Kroger #1 please
  
  CVS looks like an airport to me, for some reason
  
• Anonus

  2014-02-15 03:03:29 edited 2014-02-15 03:04:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Frutiger is why
• lee4hmz

  2014-02-15 03:05:14

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Ah, because aisle 6 looked a bit like the (sadly) short-lived Giant of Maryland "Fresh ideas" signage.
• Anonus

  2014-02-15 03:07:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't want to seem like I'm rigging the vote, but do people not like ITC Officina Slab?

  
  

  It's kind of textbook-y...that sign

  
  

  The general textbook aesthetic is a guilty pleasure of mine
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-15 03:12:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Anonus said:

  The general textbook aesthetic is a guilty pleasure of mine

  Hey, me too!
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-15 03:15:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  which one are you talking about
  
• Anonus

  2014-02-15 03:22:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The one that looks like this:

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-15 03:26:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't like that one.
  
  I will tell you why: it's from Giant Eagle. I worked at a Giant Eagle and I hated that place. I hate going back there for any reason; it wounds my soul just to go inside. It was a time in my life that was darker than most, and that's saying something.
  
  So yeah, whatever that font is, it's worse than Comic Sans
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-15 03:30:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  anyway, carry on!
  
• Tre

  2014-02-15 22:29:31

  
  

  I like the first Kroger and the first Meijer
• Tachyon

  2014-02-15 22:32:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i was gonna vote for the Giant Eagle but then i saw Imi's post and felt bad about it
  
  so no vote
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-02-15 22:58:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  craft stores are so weird
  
  an entire stepping stones aisle.
  
• Vriska

  2014-02-18 16:09:12

  8luh 8luh.

  I'd vote for the CVS one if it had said "TIME TRAVEL" as I read it and not "TRIAL & TRAVEL" as it actually does.

  
  

  8ecause a pharmacy with a time travel aisle would 8e epic.