Rev 19:14-15
you ever be reading the bible and you run across this passage and you're all like "whoa, a sword coming out of his mouth? what on earth could that possibly mean?!?!?!?"14And the armies which are in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean, were following Him on white horses. 15From His mouth comes a sharp sword, so that with it He may strike down the nations, and He will rule them with a rod of iron; and He treads the wine press of the fierce wrath of God, the Almighty. 16And on His robe and on His thigh He has a name written, "KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS."
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an answer for your theological musings:
Emeril's All Natural ROASTED GAAAHLIC Pasta Sauce.
This shit right here has the entire garlicness of a whole acre of garlic infused into every bite. You eat a plate of this? The armies of nations will fall before you like dominoes hurtling down a sharp incline at a rather worrying velocity, no problem.
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and take their weapons leaving them dead