Are you experiencing a tinge of anger, friend?

edited 2014-01-28 20:23:29 in General
I sympathize with the feeling of having no girlfriend, brother.

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I am impressed by your capacity for discovery, comrade! Where would you happen to have come upon this gem of novelty?
  • Please present us verification through photographs; otherwise, your claim's legitimacy is disregarded.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I am erupting in audible conniptions of mirth in response to your statement, to the point that I am lolling nigh-helplessly upon the floorboards of my domicile.
  • edited 2014-01-29 12:56:48
    Engineer: Somebody has planted a bomb. (lit. It appears that an unknown party has planted an explosive)
    Radio Operator: We're getting a video on the main screen (lit. A visual is coming on the main screen.)
    CATS: With the cooperation of Federation Forces, all of your bases now belong to us (lit. CATS has received all of your bases.)
    CATS: Treasure what little time remains in your lives.
    Captain: I ask of you, ZIG.
    Captain: ...let there be hope for our future (lit. ...to our future, [restore] hope.)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    What a rollicking anecdote, my entertaining compatriot!
  • As you have spoken your points in an excessively long winded and ostentatious manner, I must confess that I have not paid them any mind. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    display mammary glands or remove yourself from the premises
  • A repeated bird onomatopoeia, Oedipus!
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