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finally, a candle worth 55 buckaroos

Obā-sanObā-san
edited 2014-01-07 12:04:46 in General
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  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Awesome sauce. XD
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-01-07 16:00:43
    image
    waitaminnit

    isn't this more or less instant secondhand smoke?
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dude, I am so making this illegal in Rozburg.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-01-07 21:56:57
    Dude, I am so enacting a sin tax on this in Glennton.
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Smugglers will be shot on sight.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does EVERYBODY on this site have their own city/town now?

    I'm special; I gave myself an entire country because narcissism
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i had an imaginary dream world before but it was a vague and private fantasy

    i gave it a name because i wanted to be able to develop it

    and because i envied you guys
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    if having an entire country is narcissism, i should probably admit that my fantasy world is actually larger than planet Earth

    although Bookersted itself is much smaller
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't really think having a country is narcissistic, I just like self-deprecation is all

    Also I don't actually know where Centralia is

    I like to imagine it in North America, partly because that's what I'm familiar with, but also because the idea of "like America, but a monarchy" intrigued me
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Though I guess Canada is technically a monarchy
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    not just technically

    it is a constitutional monarchy
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...i don't know why i said "technically"
  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2014-01-08 11:08:26
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    actually i told a lie before because i misremembered

    Bookersted was the name i came up with to replace the more narcissistic Bobglostia, which was itself named after Bobgloucestia, which was a made up republic consisting of me and my laptop and nowhere else

    it is located in my imaginary world because living in an IRL republic that was a laptop was boring

    and i guess probably illegal
  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2014-01-08 11:09:36
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...i don't know why i'm posting about this

    let alone in this thread
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    the candle is not fully tobacco scented, that's just one of the base notes

    Top notes: Basil and Rye; Middle notes: Chestnut Honey and Ylang Ylang; Base notes of Tobacco Leaves, Guaiacwood and Bourbon Vanilla.

    they also have a "cannabis" one that does not smell like cannabis at all

    Top notes of fresh lemon and orange, middle notes of fig and pepper, with a sophisticated base of oakmoss, sandlewood and amber-patchouli.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Central Avenue said:

    Does EVERYBODY on this site have their own city/town now?


    I'm special; I gave myself an entire country because narcissism
    Rozburg was the capital of an entire nation, but stupid reformers happened, with complaints and revolutions and revolts and rebellions and wanting rubbish like rights.

    All that remains of my nation is one city; and even then, it's a struggle to keep it (at least your fantasy nation doesn't have rebels).
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    Does EVERYBODY on this site have their own city/town now?

    Well...
    Glennton
    founded 7 Jan. 2014
    "The town of Glennton was founded on this day because a person decided that he would like to make a statement about policy choices by choosing to enact a sin tax on a tobacco-scented candle rather than ban it outright, and he needed a town to do it in."
  • criminalscumcriminalscum
    edited 2014-01-08 16:18:43
    Central Avenue said:

    Does EVERYBODY on this site have their own city/town now?


    I'm special; I gave myself an entire country because narcissism
    Clearly you must take this to the logical extreme - claim the entire planet for HH, divide it up and bestow portions of the world to users. Of course, you and Anonus would be the monarchs of this world.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    Central Avenue said:

    I don't really think having a country is narcissistic, I just like self-deprecation is all


    Also I don't actually know where Centralia is

    I like to imagine it in North America, partly because that's what I'm familiar with, but also because the idea of "like America, but a monarchy" intrigued me
    Centralia is between the United States and Canada on the west coast.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    I thought it was canon that Centralia was accessible only from a magic portal located above a legendary mine fire in Pennsylvania?
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