Announcing a New Creative Partnership Between ABC Inc. And Sea Urchin Enterprises

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• Anonus

  2013-12-27 06:03:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I see content from DISNEY in there
• Princess Alice

  2013-12-27 06:05:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Even Disney couldn't resist the siren call of sea urchins ^_^
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-27 06:05:28 edited 2013-12-27 06:06:07

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  it's not Disney's anymore because we own the ocean where the vast majority of The Little Mermaid takes place, and indeed, we own every ocean.
  
  Also coming to ABC This Fall
  
  ABOUT 60-75% OF THE LITTLE MERMAID!
  
  DISNEY USED TO OWN IT! AND NOW THEY DON'T!
  
  SUCK IT, WALTER.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-27 06:08:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  ^{*ABC and SUE would like to disclaim that they are in no way affiliated with Burns Energy, Lexcorp, Or The Really Really Bad People Company}
  
• Anonus

  2013-12-27 06:17:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Does this mean that Sea Urchin Enterprises owns SpongeBob SquarePants now too?
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-27 06:18:53 edited 2013-12-27 06:19:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  well Bikini Bottom is in an atoll, which is technically only part of an ocean, so we're working it out with our lawyers.
  
  (our lawyers are seagulls)
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-27 06:22:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  we would also like to disclaim that our programming is in no way a front for a Cthuloid cult and our board of directors most certainly does not consist of a pantheon of marginally more obscure, but still frequently misrepresented, Lovecraftian elder gods.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2013-12-27 11:17:59

  kill living beings
  

  do you own that lake in death valley with the fish
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-28 04:10:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  is it part of the ocean