You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
We're on the way home with our Christmas tree
Strader's Garden Center has four cats who live in the store...three adults and one adorable kitten!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Halloween is Candy Day, so it is my favorite holiday
The trick-or-treating where I live has dwindled in recent years, because most of the kids have grown up and there aren't a lot of kids to replenish those numbers...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Not many people trick-or-treated here this year because it was raining heavily and very cold...
Anyway, I prefer Christmas. You get to do silly ritual things and decorate your houses with trinkets and lights and see your uncle from out of town...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Time-lapse video of the Columbus Metropolitan Library's annual holiday train display being built:
I notice they have a Thomas engine this year; I can't remember if he was there in previous years or not
The nativity scene is by now a part of U.S. culture. So what if it's Christian in origin. For those of you who aren't religious, it's a symbol of the origin of what we call Christmas today. And there's nothing wrong with showing it.
The problem is that Jesus was almost certainly born in late spring—late May or early June, to be more specific. The birth of Christ was later conflated with Saturnalia and other winter solstice festivals in order to convert pagans. That being said, though, a good deal of modern American and European Christmas traditions are holdovers from when Martin Luther tried to roll Christmas and the Feast of Saint Nicholas into one thing to tamp down on what he considered idolatry.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
vanilla Christmas music is very nice it is heartfeltly melodic and has fulfilling harmonies
however everyone fucking plays it everywhere and fucks up the harmonies and melodies over the radio, on TV, in stores, on the internet...
I love all the carols, all the hymns. They help contribute to the atmosphere of the season.
Y'know what I hate? Everything that's not written or performed like either of those. Your rock-and-roll. Your jazz. Your country. I hate all Christmas songs that aren't a hymn or a carol.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It seems like every couple years some pop singer comes out with a new Christmas song that gets played for one year before being promptly forgotten. For 2011 it was Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe", for 2013 it seems to be Kelly Clarkson's "Underneath the Tree".
The solution, obviously, is for pop singers to stop putting out Christmas albums. Seriously, it's so uninspired...what is there you could possibly say about Christmas this late in the game that hasn't already been said?
Well, there is one fairly recent Christmas pop song that seems to have actually stuck - Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" from 1994. Who's to say that this is necessarily a once-every-fifty-years-or-so success?
Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
I don't know, there are a ton of untapped genre and emotional angles to go with Christmas. Going through a break-up on Christmas. Rapping about being poor on Christmas. 'How The Fuck Am I Going To Get Warm.'
There's only one song about alcoholism and drug addiction about Christmas. ONE. Also I forgot about that one, so there's the one aforementioned rock/punk song that I like that isn't a carol or a hymn.
I seem to be something of a minority of this point, but I'm convinced that Sufjan Stevens' Christmas song "Sister Winter" is about seasonal depression.
On the other hand, I'm still not entirely sure what "Christmas Unicorn" is about. But it's alright, I love you.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It seems like every couple years some pop singer comes out with a new Christmas song that gets played for one year before being promptly forgotten. For 2011 it was Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe", for 2013 it seems to be Kelly Clarkson's "Underneath the Tree".
The solution, obviously, is for pop singers to stop putting out Christmas albums. Seriously, it's so uninspired...what is there you could possibly say about Christmas this late in the game that hasn't already been said?
How about a song about wrapping up the winter.... :3
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Strader's Garden Center has four cats who live in the store...three adults and one adorable kitten!
can we see the tree when it's up?
nothing seems to happen except kids knocking on your door demanding sweets
and we didn't even get any trick-or-treaters this year, so Hallowe'en was entirely uneventful
I think it's just that Halloween at least allows the possibility of being all grimdark.
the grimdark is only costume, and at the heart is gleeful light mischief
the rest of the year round grimdark is no fun at all
Anyway, I prefer Christmas. You get to do silly ritual things and decorate your houses with trinkets and lights and see your uncle from out of town...
let us not forget
i just wanted to use that gif
but that is a nice-looking cat
sounds like i'mma have to remind you of the REAL meaning of Christmas:
vanilla Christmas music is very nice
it is heartfeltly melodic and has fulfilling harmonies
however
everyone fucking plays it everywhere
and fucks up the harmonies and melodies
over the radio, on TV, in stores, on the internet...
Also,
.
there's nothing wrong with expressing your religion and afaik basically nobody is offended by it anyway despite what alarmists would have you believe
On the other hand, I'm still not entirely sure what "Christmas Unicorn" is about. But it's alright, I love you.