A rather strange pattern I've noticed: In dreams, I'm literally never able to take a photograph.
I'll see an interesting traffic sign, but oops, I left my only camera at home. I'll find an unusual police car, but whoops, I don't have time to stand around taking pictures now, guess I'll come back later.
One of the weirder examples happened tonight. I wanted a picture of a railroad crossing with some old-fashioned signals, so I pulled out my smartphone and was about to get the camera app ready...but I couldn't. I suddenly thought what if this is a dream? and I was worried that trying to photograph the dream would make me wake up...so I put the phone away and went about my business. It was strange.
Just once I want to find out what happens if I take a picture in a dream.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Good to know if a villain tries to put you into a lotus trap
Of course, my dreams tend to leave my mind a few minutes after I wake up. So that's not shocking.
Those kinds of dreams are the worst. Even if the dreams themselves aren't sad, the waking up is the hardest part.