How I Met Your Swiper
Ones upon a time there was a swiper the fox named Swiper The Fox
And also there was a kawaii Pepto-Bismol® brand shark names Souda Sharkazuichi
That shark lived super happily in the ocean until he was one day inexplicably turned into a semishota because anime and he was even more happy because he was thereby labeled Super High-School Level Sharkdick
So one day Mr. The Fox said "that's neat"
Then he fingered the shark's no-no parts
And that's how Obama Barack became president.
God Bless America
Please put all of this into your notebooks as we're having a popquiz next week, any questions?
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
's jar of piss