You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
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1. a puppy
2. kiss, butt
3. LSD
(Please tell me that fanfic is real.)
2. crush, spirit
3. a million dollars a month upkeep
1. 0 points
2. 4
3. 1.5 (not quite)
Also, the fanfic is not real, except for in my mind. And it is horrible.
2a. be very productive and rewarding as long as I don't fuck up
2b. sleep schedule
3. the cake
2. ruin, life
3. many lives
2. exacerbate, narcolepsy
3. it in the butt
2. sometimes improve / my mood, (if it makes me feel fulfilled and worthwhile and like I did something) but in some cases it is draining and awful.
3. a half hour of laying in the sunlight to become functional again.