ITT: We all shop at CA Marketplace

Comments

• Anonus

  2013-09-04 19:26:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  South Harmony?
• Princess Alice

  2013-09-04 19:29:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yes. That's the name of the suburb the store is in, or something.
• Imipolex G

  2013-09-04 21:36:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  He needs help finding South Harmony.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-09-04 21:38:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Oh, right! Maps are in aisle 16.
• Previous Calica

  2013-09-04 21:48:48

  (flower path)

  Do you have goat cheese?
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-09-04 23:01:32

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  yes I need help finding a working jet engine and sixteen live snakes
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-09-05 02:23:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ^^ Sure. That's in the dairy case by the back wall.

  
  

  ^ Hmm, try Sporting Goods. And thanks for shopping CA Marketplace, where we literally sell everything!™
• Imipolex G

  2013-09-05 13:24:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I need some fake boobs
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-09-05 13:26:54 edited 2013-09-05 13:28:03

  Do you sell CA Marketplace?
  
  Do you have any canned laughter?  What about suns-on-a-stick?
  
  And do you happen to have any dignity?  I think I lost mine while posting on sponge-talk.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-09-05 13:41:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I need some zircon-encrusted tweezers
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-09-05 19:38:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Dirty Pillows said:

  I need some fake boobs
  

  hey me too
  
  Try the MTF transgender aisle, over in the LGBT section
  
  It's that section on the back wall with all the rainbow stripes
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Do you sell CA Marketplace?
  
  Do you have any canned laughter?  What about suns-on-a-stick?
  
  And do you happen to have any dignity?  I think I lost mine while posting on sponge-talk.
  

  Sure, we have all those things! Except dignity. We're kind of out of stock ever since...well, I don't wanna talk about it. >_>

  Dirty Pillows said:

  I need some zircon-encrusted tweezers
  

  Check the clearance section