ITT: We talk like Elder Scrolls characters

Comments

• Aliroz

  2013-08-25 22:00:42

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  HALTHALTHALT HALT HALT HALT HALT-HALT-HALT
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-08-25 22:10:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Curved Swords.
• Hexartes

  2013-08-25 22:16:46

  My time is precious, so make it quick.
• Fossilmaiden

  2013-08-25 22:42:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  You n'wah!
  
• Alduin

  2013-08-26 06:21:00

  STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-08-26 08:54:51

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
  
• Alduin

  2013-08-26 08:56:55

  Miko said:

  I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
  

  -steals Miko's sweetroll for that hackneyed reference-
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-08-26 11:13:31

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Absurd that I can't keep my sweetroll in this skeeverhole of a city.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-08-26 15:26:28

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Six posts before the arrow to the knee post.

  
  

  Not bad.