Math Probz

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• Previous Calica

  2013-08-17 00:08:20 edited 2013-08-17 00:09:44

  (flower path)

  word problems are boring and contrived

  
  

  this shit sends me into lockhart's lament mode.
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-17 00:09:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ^F
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-17 00:40:01

  1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
  every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings
  can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
  
  2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams
  to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
  
  3. Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each
  ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
  
  4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit.
  How many ounces will he need?
  
  5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4.
  If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he have to steal
  to have $900?
  
  6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law
  wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
  
  Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his
  money?
  
  7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3
  square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with
  20% paint free?
  
  8. Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the
  exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
  
  9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small
  rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many
  weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
  
  10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357
  Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he
  gets whacked?
• Viani

  2013-08-17 00:46:32

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  1. 2, with 4 spare rounds in the magazine.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-17 15:58:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ^^A+
• Klinotaxis

  2013-08-18 00:28:57

  kill living beings
  

  nah

  
  

  what's the fifty thousandth fibonacci number, mod 7 (it's one) (kinda boring imo..................)
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-08-18 01:03:12

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  4666 weeks, running out on the 47th.
  
  Rats are more expensive than that, if we're talking real ones.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-08-18 01:07:15

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  One more Corvette, and he'd almost have enough left over to buy Bioshock Infinite.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-08-18 01:08:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  11.1% of the girls, with a line over the third 1.
  
  That's a lot of child support.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-18 01:35:24

  The probz that this post be related to math, be 1.