A joke as told by a five-year-old

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• Imipolex G

  2013-06-27 22:01:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that's the joke
  
• ProfessorGator

  2013-06-27 22:03:41

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  what did the tortis say to the haer

  
  

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• Anonus

  2013-06-27 22:21:47 edited 2013-06-27 22:21:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  that actually seems like something from a dream or something
• ProfessorGator

  2013-06-27 22:54:02

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  man: waiter, waiter there’s a lamb in my Sunday dinner
  
  waiter: that’s because it helps you turn into one
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-06-28 01:34:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  "knock knock?"

  "who's there"

  "pizza"

  "pizza who?"

  "pizza and then you jump on its head"
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-06-28 02:55:28

  What did the turtle say to the chicken?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• Yarrun XIX

  2013-06-28 09:55:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  ProfessorGator said:

  man: waiter, waiter there’s a lamb in my Sunday dinner
  
  waiter: that’s because it helps you turn into one

  Whaaaa, how did it get out of the basement?
  
• Aliroz

  2013-06-28 14:17:10

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Knock knock!
  
  Who's there!
  
  Tomato!
  
  NOW LAUGH/
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-28 14:22:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Aliroz

  2013-06-28 14:23:26 edited 2013-06-28 14:23:34

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  http://static.mediatropes.info/pmwiki/pub/images/celtic_knot8126.jpg
• RocketRunner

  2013-06-28 15:22:41

  ProfessorGator said:

  what did the tortis say to the haer

  
  

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  The category is Greek History, and the question is:
  
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• Imipolex G

  2013-06-28 15:24:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  they're all gone