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edited 2013-03-25 17:55:26 in General
As in...that pregnancy guide that all the pregnant women I knew growing up in the '90s had a copy of?
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think I'll take you up on that offer to talk, but not right now because it's sleeping time.
  • edited 2013-03-25 17:57:57
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    it's 4:22 am in East Tennessee
  • edited 2013-03-25 17:58:48
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mother says when I was a baby she and Dad would take me in there and all the teenage girls who worked there thought I was the cutest thing ever.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well that was phase two. Gotta start small with these transformations, you know?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (I say "update" and not "renovation" because only the 2006 one could be considered a full renovation; prior to that the decor was changed every few years but the basic layout of the store and stuff remained the same.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > implying the staff are good role models
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason my mind tries picturing that as a pog. As in, the little cardboard circles that were a fad in the early '90s.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I blame Solstace; he linked it on IRC
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    [Company Name]'s decision to use Bitstream Vera Sans in signage at their new Bluegrass Adventure amusement park was widely criticized, seeing as how humanist sans-serifs don't really scream "Kentucky."
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    On one hand I'm gland I'm not in "power outages likely", though a power outage would give me a nice excuse to stay home under a nice warm blanket all day...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    YOU FOUND 50 CENTS ON THE SIDEWALK??
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You've reminded me that I haven't reblogged a PPG gif in over 24 hours.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (I know I'm registered to vote, because otherwise I wouldn't have gotten jury duty)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Walgreens occupies what was once TGIF's parking lot.
  • it's 4:22 am in East Tennessee

    You've reminded me that I haven't reblogged a PPG gif in over 24 hours.
    I remember these two.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I see Naneypeta is a thing now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also I just noticed "Saterday"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think when most people (aside from designers and type nerds, of course) say "Garamond" they mean Monotype Garamond, seeing as how that's the version included with a shitload of Microsoft products.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MY SISTER IS SPENDING THE WEEKEND IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    All slogan proposals must be passed to the marketing team
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Meanwhile I'm sitting around looking up pictures of ponified Disney Princesses. Well, one Disney Princess at least.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Nobody ever wants to be an earth pony...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Never trust a person who only wears glasses some of the time
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Unrelatedly I think I'm becoming obsessed with Penn & Teller again
  • ^^ are you telling me i shouldn't trust Sailor Mercury?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, I'm tired.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The obvious solution is to make Secret of the Squid: Imi's Sister Edition and release that in some markets.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    also Swype doesn't recognize "buttercup" as a word, which annoys me for some reason
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Then it becomes an urban legend. People talk about "that one episode of My Little Pony that made people snap." The most obsessed fans make "recreations" of it based on vague descriptions given by people who "know someone who knows someone who knew someone who watched it." People start to doubt whether it existed at all, and eventually it is proclaimed a myth.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I find myself wanting to flesh out the backstory of the pro-spice/anti-spice debate that apparently happened in the Chef and Waiterman universe.
  • Then it becomes an urban legend. People talk about "that one episode of My Little Pony that made people snap." The most obsessed fans make "recreations" of it based on vague descriptions given by people who "know someone who knows someone who knew someone who watched it." People start to doubt whether it existed at all, and eventually it is proclaimed a myth.
    what is this in reference to?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason the tiny Kroger sign on the side of the building amuses me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    So I find myself wanting to flesh out the backstory of the pro-spice/anti-spice debate that apparently happened in the Chef and Waiterman universe.
    You should do this, yes.
  • Yeast, go to bread, you're fermenting.
  • ^Shush! My yeast is rising!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm still wondering when we should do Trash Heap '80s Night.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ah. Apparently ß is done by tapping s and swiping upwards, as are other foreign or accented characters. Neat!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (Scribblenauts isn't an exceptionally great game, but the creative "anything you can think of" aspect certainly makes it more fun than just moving your finger about on a touch screen.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    New CA Marketplace exclusive: KWGN cheese bites!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sonny Dial's exact wording ("Last night was Daylight Savings") is just ambiguous enough that one could argue it's not incorrect, but it's definitely misleading.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Everypony knows the Atari 2600 is the BEST video game console.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want Anonus
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Have you eaten any baked BADS lately, Idler?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay I'm talking about Christmas-related stuff in early November and nobody wants to drop-kick me
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Have you eaten any baked BADS lately, Idler?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (Hint: I'm not being serious)
  • ^^ negative utility value
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My first was Ctrl+S, I think.
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