Rules are simple: someone posts a short, snarky description (and year) of a children's or "family" movie, then everyone else tries to guess. Whoever guesses right gets to post the next description.
Let's start with an easy one:
(2005) A manchild with unresolved daddy issues lures children into a dangerous industrial facility.
Comments
(2006) The president of a homeowners' association is terrorized by a procyonic debtor and his cohorts in this satire of consumerist culture. Avril Lavigne and Bill Shatner star.
Naturally, made over half a billion dollars.
Ninja'd.
Dang.
A Series of Unfortunate Events
ninjas everywhurr
I loved that movie too.
It's your turn now.