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  • edited 2013-06-10 17:44:55

    So, who even is this loser -

    SF_Sorrow
    Name: Edlyn L.
    Birth date: Halloween 1993
    Gender: Female
    Sex: Male
    Orientation: Pansexual
    Relationship status: Taken by Section42L
    Height: 5'9''
    Handedness: Right
    Ethnicity: Cantonese Han
    Language: English (much to the chagrin to the rest of my relatives)
    Hometown: Fremont, California
    College: University of California, Santa Cruz
    Major(s): Computer science and, if I could, music
    Political views: Center-leftist
    Religious views: Agnostic atheist
    Music taste: Eclectic as it can be, with a penchant for psychedelia
  • SF_Sorrow said:

    Relationship status: Taken by Section42L

    ooh, i have learned a new thing
  • edited 2014-05-25 01:52:46
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Section42L
    Name: Eric P.
    Birthdate: July 25th, 1993
    Sex/Gender: Male/Male
    Orientation: Demisexual
    Relationship Status: Taken by SF_Sorrow
    Height: 5'9''
    Handedness: Right
    Location: Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
    Psychological issues: Asperger's
    Music taste: pretty diverse, with a penchant for oddball pop and/or noisy guitars
  • edited 2013-04-13 16:49:46
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Oh hey.

    I now have regular glasses and a new pair of prescription sun glasses. 

    So that's a thing.

    My beard is much larger now and covers more of my face.
  • Justice42 said:

    Oh hey.


    I now have regular glasses and a new pair of prescription glasses. 

    So that's a thing.

    My beard is much larger now and covers more of my face.
    how is that possible? The last time I saw a picture of you (which was admittedly a good year or two ago by now) you looked like Hagrid.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Clearly Justice is secretly Alan Moore.
  • SF_Sorrow said:

    So, who even is this loser -

    SF_Sorrow
    Name: Edlyn L.
    Birth date: Halloween 1993
    Gender: Female
    Sex: Male
    Orientation: Demisexual
    Relationship status: Taken by Section42L
    Height: 5'9''
    Handedness: Right
    Ethnicity: Cantonese Han
    Language: English (much to the chagrin to the rest of my relatives)
    Hometown: Fremont, California
    College: University of California, Santa Cruz
    Major(s): Computer science and, if I could, music
    Political views: Center-leftist
    Religious views: Agnostic atheist
    Music taste: Eclectic as it can be, with a penchant for psychedelia

    you have actually the best name.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I would have had the  goatee going. Probably looked like more because of the hair.

    Circa a year ago:

    image
    (granted, I most have trimmed my goatee fairly prior to the taking of that photo)

    Now:

    image


    OK...yeah, I'm like full Hagrid/Alan Moore mode now...

    I think if I was really Alan Moore, Alan Moore would visibly lighten up about some of the movies based off his works.
  • I remembered you being fuzzier than that.

    Oh well. I'm a swiss cheese brain anyway.

    also Lainey in the second picture! :D

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Here's a slightly older one than the top I posted:

    image

    So, slightly fuzzier. 
  • MidnightBobTheManlyWhore
    Born: 1992
    Gender: The best one
    Location: Cuntcrust, CA
    Relationship status: Currently expressing excessive interest in a subpar pseudo-indie singer to cover up the fact that her second-to-last breakup was simply too devastating for her to try pursuing someone at the moment
    Psychological issues: Dumb fucking whoreguts with daddy mommy everything issues
    Physical issues: WAAAAA MAH BOOBS AH TOO SMALL AN MY CLIT ISN'T A DICK, WAAAAA
    Eye color: Oxidized Blood Brown
    Hair color: Teenage Goth Whore Black
    License plate #: It has a 4 on it somewhere
    Orientation: Punch me in the face and call me a worthless slut you fat piece of shit
    Pets: Fur-coated pointy-eared hellbeast
    Class: Rogue
    Strength: 32
    Vitality: 48
    Dexterity: 66
    Intellect: 46
    Charisma: 60
    Wisdom: 12
    HP: 224
    MP: 200
    Exp: 7611 (7670 to next level)
    Likelihood of dying before the age of 25: 72.5%
    Iced tea status: Room temperature
    Shit no one cares about status: ∞
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Imipolex G*

    True name: Kevin
    Born: a long time ago
    Location: Pennsylvania, near Pittsburgh
    Gender: male, I guess (?)
    Orientation: in love with boobies
    Height: tallish
    Does not smoke or drink
    Hates TV, likes books
    Has a Best Buy gift card not yet used

    *the umlaut is optional

    amended
  • edited 2013-11-29 22:25:57
    BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    Name: Meredith
    Age: 21
    Gender: Female
    Location: Canada
    Orientation: It's complicated
    Interest: Complicated things, problem solving, computer, nature, music and food
    Music genre: Math rock and experimental
    Language: French and English
    Favorite food: Warm mushy food that is spicy (Sweet or salty or BOTH)
    Least favorite food: Snappy crunch that doesn't taste anything and monosodium glutamate
    Disorder: ADD (Ignorance is bliss(I'm actually trying to get checked for things related to : Aspergers, Dyspraxia, Dyslexia, Flat feets, DSPD))
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Justice42 said:

    My sun glasses are prescription, but I kinda need a regular pair if only to shut my manager up. 


    Course, he'll give me crap when I finally cave, that's just the sort of jerk-ass he is.

    ...This probably sounds much more hostile than the affectionate way I mean it in my head...Software Engineers tend to be a tad cynical and sarcastic from what I've seen and my manager is one himself so flinging crap at each other is...

    image  

    I eventually caved, but immediately went out and brought the type of giant sun-glasses that fit over regular glasses. The look on my managers face when I took them out and put them on over my glasses was priceless.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ko what did you get at Best Buy? :)
  • edited 2013-07-23 14:42:30
    Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Imipolex G* a.k.a. Dirty Pillows

    True name: Kevin
    Born: a long time ago in a galaxy far away Schenectady, New York
    Location: Pennsylvania, near Pittsburgh
    Gender: who the fuck knows
    Orientation: BOOOOOOOOOOBS
    Height: tallish
    Does not smoke or drink
    Likes: books, cows, metal, mysticism, mindscrews, Mario games
    Dislikes: TV, greed, stereotypes, most modern pop music

    *the umlaut is optional

    amended
    amended
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    ko what did you get at Best Buy? :)

    Led Zeppelin's Celebration Day 2 CD + DVD
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hey Imi, I was gonna correct my Zeppelignorance but Spotify doesn't have Led Zeppelin.

    So.

    That's that.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I'm too boring for this ITT thread.

    I could make a joke post though
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm too embarrassed of myself.
  • edited 2013-07-23 14:48:44
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WTF is Spotify and why is that so crucial? Just get the second and fourth albums to start and then go from there

    ^nooooooooooooooooo
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    WTF is Spotify and why is that so crucial? Just get the second and fourth albums to start and then go from there

    ^nooooooooooooooooo

    Spotify is a free music listening service.

    Thank you for the recommendations, though.
  • Odradek said:



    Spotify is a free music listening service.


    Thank you for the recommendations, though.
    Not Imi, but I'd recommend recommend also getting Led Zeppelin I and III as well. Personally I think you could skip the 4th album and not miss too much, but I'm in the minority in that opinion.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I would consider that temporary insanity on your part, but that is just, like, my opinion
  • edited 2013-07-23 17:26:47
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
        『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』

        1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
    Feminine.
        2. Are you tall or short?
    Average?
        3. What’s your favorite color?
    Green.
        4. What do you love about yourself?
    Nothing.
        5. What’s your greatest flaw?
    Everything.
        6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
    No one describes me.
        7. What are you really, really good at?
    Video games.
        8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?
    Writing.
        9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?
    "Get out of the house."
        10. How do you spend your free time?
    Video games, music, internet, more than half of all of which is Touhou related.
        11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
    Plain.
        12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
    No.
        13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
    That I get off on being screamed at.
        14. Favorite game?
    Yume Nikki.
        15. What color is your hair?
    Brown.

        『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』

        16. Do you believe in god?
    No.
        17. Is men’s rights a thing?
    Just a little.
        18. Does love really exist?
    Yes.
        19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
    Most likely not.
        20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
    Both, I think.
        21. How do you feel about the school system?
    Yuck.
        22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
    No.
        23. What is art?
    Expression.
        24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
    Both, I think.
        25. What happens after we die?
    Nothing.
        26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar
    ...
        27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?
    Only on our floating piece of rock.
        28. Is there good in everyone?
    I think good is an effort, so no.
        29. Does apathy really exist?
    Yes.
        29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
    Nothing is objectively valuable.
        30. How do you feel about society, the vague “they” blamed for everything?
    It needs much change.

        『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』

        31. What gender do you prefer?
    I don't know.
        32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
    Their hair.
        33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
    Yes.
        34. Favorite hair color?
    Auburn.
        35. Favorite eye color?
    Blue.
        36. Ideal height?
    idk?
        37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
    Someone I "click with," like Kevin. :)
        38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
    Attractive I guess?
        39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
    Brains.
        40. Could you fall in love online?
    Yes.
        41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
    15 - 20 years maybe? As long as they don't live in a past decade.
        42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
    ummm hi.
        43. Could you forgive a cheater?
    Yes.
        44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
    Yes.
        45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?
    I don't have the desire to do anything like that that I haven't already done.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Sredni Vashtar
    Current Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania.
    Date Of Birth: Early 1992.
    Ethnic Nonsense: American of European descent. Half-Jewish.
    Occupation: Musician, writer of fictions and/or layabout.
    Philosophical Nonsense: Deist with universalist leanings. Rules utilitarian.
    Physical Nonsense: Approx. 6'1", 190 lbs. Dark hair, blue eyes. Bad posture. Subject to migraines.
    Political Nonsense: Libertarian socialist. Unaffiliated. Officially a member of the Green Party.
    Preoccupations: The surreal in all media. Zoology. Criticism. Novelty. Creeping dread. Killing sadness.
    Psychological Nonsense: Classic DSM-IV case of ADHD. Haemophobic. Depressive tendencies.
    Psychosexual Nonsense: Cisgender. Bisexual/pansexual.
    Relationship Status: Unattached. In a relationship (cf. Naney).
    Salient Characteristics: Talkative. Exuberant. Easily amused.
    A few changes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason the thought of us meeting amuses me, because you would totally tower over me

    Of course, most men do, but still
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I'm actually not entirely sure how tall I am. Slightly less than 6'1", slightly more than 6'? I also have rather broad shoulders. Not a small person, physically speaking.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm 5'7", so either way you've got a good few inches on me :B

    Granted, I, er, weight significantly more than the average person my height...
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Because I'm bored:

    lee4hmz
    Born: 1977 (read: I'm old :P)
    Gender: Male
    Location: Woodbridge, VA
    Relationship status: Single and prone to silly crushes and fixations that have so far prevented a proper relationship from forming, though I'm trying my best to fix that.
    Psychological issues: ASD, depression, the aforementioned clinginess
    Physical issues: 


    Eye color: Hazel
    Hair color: Brown
    Orientation: Straight, for the most part; doesn't like getting hit on, though
    Pets: Pit bull that we rescued as a puppy
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