Please PLEASE Tell me you brought me some COFFEEE CUPS

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• thenamelesssamurai

  2013-01-23 01:06:15 edited 2013-01-23 01:06:25

  
  

  Of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! You think I don't know how
  crazy I sound? Of course I do! THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOW THAT
  TOO
• Viani

  2013-01-23 01:11:15 edited 2013-01-23 01:11:29

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  They made me just to torture me! But you know, it's the neglect that hurts the most! 'Hey, everybody, let's turn ourselves into robot brains in jars.' Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? ...NOT FUCKING MANY!
• thenamelesssamurai

  2013-01-23 01:12:20 edited 2013-01-23 01:12:57

  
  

  Please, please, please, tell me you stomped Dr. O's brain into a fine paste! Did he squeal? Did he beg? God, I hope he begged! Who's the flatware bitch now, O!?
• Viani

  2013-01-23 01:24:01

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  When you were gone I spent all day trying to get a coffee mug off a shelf and when I finally got it I was soooo happy....I cried. I hate. My life.
• thenamelesssamurai

  2013-01-23 01:30:06 edited 2013-01-23 01:30:19

  
  

  Maybe you've seen some of those big, imposing Securitrons with their lovely laser guns and rocket launchers - SCARY faces? I'm not one of those.