THE HEAP PANTHEON

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• Obā-san

  2013-01-15 00:23:27

  
  

  Genesis P-Orridge: Proto-Heaper, coined the Official Heap Motto

  
  

  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:24:13

  I think Zestpoole might be a Heap goddess.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:26:37

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:35:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i don't know if Zestpoole is a goddess, she's more of a heaper archetype.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:36:22

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:36:29 edited 2013-01-15 00:48:06

  HEAP PANTHEON

  
  

  Major Gods: Nicki Minaj whose sphere is that of obfuscated stupidity, Pynchon, whose sphere is that of obscuring, Hussie, whose sphere is that of humor, Hathor, whose sphere is that of the female bosom, particularly of the large variety.

  Minor Gods: Genesis P-orridge, the protoheaper.

  
  

  Demons: Lana Del Ray, temptress of boring music and inexplicable patriotism
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:36:51

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:36:58

  Maybe Zestpoole could be a mythological hero?
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:37:11

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Obā-san

  2013-01-15 00:38:18

  
  

  Genesis dude
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:38:37

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-01-15 00:38:38

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  Hathor, goddess of pendulous teats.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 00:42:49

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Kexruct said:

  Lana Del Ray, goddess of amusingly bad songs (change maybe?)

  Lana Del Rey, goddess of amusingly bad songs... AND AMERICA

  
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-01-15 00:47:35 edited 2013-01-15 00:47:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i submit that, as suggested in the heap, Lana should be considered a demon, rather than a goddess.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 00:48:27

  Already changed.
• RocketRunner

  2013-01-15 01:11:48

  High-Explosive Almond Party
  
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 01:24:41

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  YES

  
  

  I posit that High-Explosive Almond Party be registered the arch-demon of DEMONICS, IMMEDIATELY
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 01:25:05

  ....?
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 01:25:21 edited 2013-01-15 01:25:35

  Remember, we can't let this get too bloated and silly. 
• Obā-san

  2013-01-15 01:25:49

  
  

  Sillyness?

  
  

  
  

  In MY heap?
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 01:27:25

  Silly was the wrong word. It has to be somewhat internally consistent is what I'm saying.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2013-01-15 06:50:04

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Lana Del Rey is my own personal goddess and I will fight you all.
• Aliroz

  2013-01-15 14:17:01

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  High-Explosive Almond Party.

   

  That must be the arch-demon!
• Unknown

  2013-01-15 14:31:00

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• Vriska

  2013-01-15 16:42:00

  8luh 8luh.

  I was hoping this was gonna 8e "which heaper is god/goddess of what thing".
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 16:48:09 edited 2013-01-15 16:48:49

  It could also be that. That's actually a pretty good idea.
• criminalscum

  2013-01-15 16:51:22 edited 2013-01-15 17:01:51

  Manly McMacho said:

  Kexruct said:

  Lana Del Ray, goddess of amusingly bad songs (change maybe?)

  Lana Del Rey, goddess of amusingly bad songs... AND AMERICA

  
  

  

  
  
  
  There can be only one.
  
  ^^ Me too.
  
  v Marina And The Diamonds.
  
• Tre

  2013-01-15 16:54:04

  
  

  ^ who's this chick
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 16:57:55

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^But I like Marina and the Huge Boobs :(
• Tre

  2013-01-15 17:14:57 edited 2013-01-15 17:15:12

  
  

  oh yeah, that Katy Perry soundalike on the radio
  
  she's not bad. 7/10 would bang :P
• Aliroz

  2013-01-15 17:20:40

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tre, don't be a pervert.

  You know that Mammals are icky, hideous, and malodourous.

  Keep that mammal-lust in PMs.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 17:24:48

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Tre said:

  Katy Perry soundalike

  *punches Tre in the left boob*
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-01-15 17:47:08

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Aliroz_ said:

  Tre, don't be a pervert.

  You know that Mammals are icky, hideous, and malodourous.

  Keep that mammal-lust in PMs.

  oh hush.
  
• Tre

  2013-01-15 17:48:44

  
  

  nyehh, i'm sorry

  
  

  i was joking guys ;_;
• Unknown

  2013-01-15 17:51:43

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• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 17:53:39

  unless it's small in that case you should be ashamed
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 17:55:27 edited 2013-01-15 17:55:35

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  *calls the police on Cream for advocating a 13 y/o to expose his man-parts*
• Aliroz

  2013-01-15 18:02:53 edited 2013-01-15 18:09:03

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
• Unknown

  2013-01-15 18:26:26

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• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 18:27:50

  Tre is slightly older than me. Manly may have been thinking of Spacey.
• Manly McMacho

  2013-01-15 18:29:37 edited 2013-01-15 18:29:40

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Okay, admittedly, I don't remember how old any of you are, but I'm p sure Tre is still underagestuck.
• Anonus

  2013-01-15 18:36:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  16, not 13...

  
  

  If it doesn't bother Tre it doesn't bother me.
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-15 20:15:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  PYNCHON
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 20:16:47

  Whose sphere is...?
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-15 20:18:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Obscurity and mindscrew
  
• Hexartes

  2013-01-15 20:20:07

  Wait, he's already there.
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-15 20:23:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  oh snap
  
• Odradek

  2015-11-13 00:51:21

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I vote we bring this back.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-13 09:58:09

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I agree.
• Hexartes

  2015-11-13 10:01:40

  This thread has 3yearsyoungerthancurrentKexruct!Kexruct, and it's weird seeing that