The Romance Thread

Ace Rimmer · 2012-12-19 17:35:50

Since CA and AU talk about their relationship instead of posting boobies and/or dicks in the fetish thread

I thought I would create this thread.

FYI, it sucks that Two Face lives 8000miles from me and dick

Mr. Darcy · 2012-12-19 20:05:58

Ace Rimmer said:
FYI, it sucks that Two Face lives 8000miles from me and dick

Are you Bruce Wayne?

RocketRunner · 2012-12-19 20:39:29

You and Dick?

Wait, shit, Gilda already did that.

I have nothing to contribute anyways, I honestly don't think I could be in any sort of romance.

Bunny · 2012-12-19 20:50:01

My contributions are next to empty as well. I have a guy who wouldn't mind fucking me, but I'm not looking for a one night stand.

Other than that, my only romantic prospect is a dude who is currently in Japan and won't be back until May. And even he is a bit of a stretch.

RocketRunner · 2012-12-19 20:53:41

I honestly don't like the idea of screwing a woman I don't know, but I also don't like the thought of screwing a woman who I do know.

Bunny · 2012-12-19 20:55:40

So what thought of screwing do you like?

RocketRunner · 2012-12-19 21:00:43

Thoughts that don't involve me? :P

Bunny · 2012-12-19 21:03:28

Well it's a little hard to have sex without yourself.

Unless you're some kinda ghost dude or somethin'.

...You're not a ghost, are ya? :P

Misery · 2012-12-19 21:24:34

I'm not fond of romance yet I'm in a relationship..the irony.

Bunny · 2012-12-19 21:29:54

Oh, I love romance.

Not sure why. It's just...a good romance feels so perfect.

RocketRunner · 2012-12-19 21:47:06

^^^No, I meant that I kinda like watching fucking that doesn't involve me.

Imipolex G · 2012-12-19 21:52:37

I don't understand romance very well. I may not be capable of it.

This is why I restrict my interests in this area to you know already, why are you highlighting this

Anonus · 2012-12-20 01:04:50

Should we move this into an SFW category?

Imipolex G · 2012-12-20 01:05:09

Admittedly, I don't see why it should be NSFW.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:05:12

Yes.

Anonus · 2012-12-20 01:10:14

Well alright then.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-12-20 07:22:33

Imipölex G said:
Admittedly, I don't see why it should be NSFW.

It was set to NFSW just incase people wanted to talk about stuff that they didn't want people at work to see.

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 10:01:07

so wait

there's a romance thread

but no one here loves

Eelektross · 2012-12-20 10:07:55

LOV HURTS

LOV SCARS

LVE RULES IN MARS

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 10:09:20

^^ Not quite true, we have at least 3 official couples that spring to mind.

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 10:10:44

I meant the people who showed up on the thread. But I guess that makes sense, since real lovers don't feel like flaunting it all around the place.

Also, other than Golden Calcium, what are the couples?

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 10:15:52

...took me a couple seconds to get that.

Justice and King Friday are married. Gilda and Leigh are dating, I believe.

(Did I miss anyone?)

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 10:19:50

FUN FACT: Gold and Calcium can only make a CHEMICAL CONNECTION when they have extremely similar traits.

I understand though, finding love and having it work out is nearly impossible. But humans can do the impossible and see the invisible, so pretty much anyone can do it.

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 10:20:20

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE BUT POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE. Ah, love is hard

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 10:21:13

Hee. That's rather sweet.

Oh also, possibly Ace and Two Face? Not 100% what the situation is with them.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-12-20 11:14:59

In what way arent you sure?

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 11:44:51

As in I don't know, you're dating I think? Or in a long distance relationship or something?

Sorry, I hope I haven't offended? I don't really know either of you that well.

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 11:45:47

a8 why do you reek of kankri

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 11:47:16

Because I am a champion of justice!

I mean, because I don't like upsetting people I guess.

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 11:48:32

That's a fine thing to dislike.

Toolsie · 2012-12-20 11:52:20

In my fifth LDR.

Just changed my facebook relationship status with my girlfriend of one month.

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PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-20 11:55:52

Do LDRs really work? 'cause, y'know, you don't really know the person. I mean, you have what she shows you and tells you, but is that really everything

Tch, ignore me, it's just an incomplete thought

Eelektross · 2012-12-20 12:00:34

I eat men when I feel hungry.

DRAGON

-readies spells-

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Eelektross · 2012-12-20 12:04:19

You also forget that dragons such as yourself share the same realness attribute. Therefore, you should logically not be telling me this.

Eelektross · 2012-12-20 12:04:38

Because you don't exist.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 12:07:01

PhantomThiefXI said:
Do LDRs really work? 'cause, y'know, you don't really know the person. I mean, you have what she shows you and tells you, but is that really everything

Tch, ignore me, it's just an incomplete thought

I had an LDR, it worked ok.

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Imipolex G · 2012-12-20 12:38:31

...

Ace Rimmer · 2012-12-20 12:41:16

a8 said:
As in I don't know, you're dating I think? Or in a long distance relationship or something?

Sorry, I hope I haven't offended? I don't really know either of you that well.

Its a LDR thingy

Been happening for over a year now.

Bunny · 2012-12-20 16:36:18

PhantomThiefXI said:
Do LDRs really work? 'cause, y'know, you don't really know the person. I mean, you have what she shows you and tells you, but is that really everything

Tch, ignore me, it's just an incomplete thought

This problem exists in all relationships, you know. Not just the ones with distance.

It's all too easy to hide things, even from the people you love.

On that note, distance does make it easier to hide some stuff, but with the advancement of technology it gets harder and harder. I mean, Skype alone can really help you get to know someone, if only because it means you're now talking face to face.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-20 23:28:30

I meant the people who showed up on the thread. But I guess that makes sense, since real lovers don't feel like flaunting it all around the place.

Also, other than Golden Calcium, what are the couples?

"TODAY MY WIFE AND I HAD CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION...BUT THEN THAT GOT BORING SO WE FIGURED OUT WHAT ELSE MY COCK FIT INTO. IT WAS A GOOD DAY"

Jumpingzombie · 2012-12-20 23:59:20

Justice42 said:
I meant the people who showed up on the thread. But I guess that makes sense, since real lovers don't feel like flaunting it all around the place.

Also, other than Golden Calcium, what are the couples?
"TODAY MY WIFE AND I HAD CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION...BUT THEN THAT GOT BORING SO WE FIGURED OUT WHAT ELSE MY COCK FIT INTO. IT WAS A GOOD DAY"

justice, please tell me this is actually your sex life

please

because

i want someone like this to exist in reality and do these things

so i may laugh at them

i think my life's goals are sad

but it doesn't matter

Imipolex G · 2012-12-21 00:05:38

JZ you just like the cocks

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Hexartes · 2012-12-21 01:52:29

PhantomThiefXI · 2012-12-21 05:15:01

justice how

how can you always make a joke out of what i say

TEACH ME HOW TO BE FUNNY

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-21 05:21:04

teach me how to funny

teach me teach me how to funny

to get all the bitchez on me

all the all the bitchez on me

Mr. Darcy · 2012-12-21 15:13:05

Justice42 said:
"TODAY MY WIFE AND I HAD CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION...BUT THEN THAT GOT BORING SO WE FIGURED OUT WHAT ELSE MY COCK FIT INTO. IT WAS A GOOD DAY"

"OW OW GET THIS WINE BOTTLE OFF, DOCTOR!"

Tachyon · 2012-12-21 15:15:38

See this is exactly why we were in the nsfw category.

On that note what is up with the tags on this thread?

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