Things that are not candy

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• Salix Babylonika

  2012-12-17 20:35:19

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  * sudafed
• Obā-san

  2012-12-17 20:41:44

  
  

  * razor blades
• lee4hmz

  2012-12-17 20:57:49

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  * popcorn balls 

  * first-generation iPod Shuffles
• ProfessorGator

  2012-12-17 21:08:49

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  * building insulation

  * owl pellets
• Tachyon

  2012-12-17 22:00:20

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  * paint chips
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-12-17 22:32:55

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  * peanut M&Ms OH SNAP
• Tachyon

  2012-12-17 22:38:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  * bat guano
  
  One time when I was a kid my friend's mother offered me what she said were chocolate raisins.  I didn't like chocolate raisins so I said no thank you, and then she said they were actually bat droppings.  I felt betrayed.  As you can see, years later I'm still seething with resentment.
  
• RocketRunner

  2012-12-18 07:04:15

  * Dildoes
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-12-18 07:05:09

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  * Liquorice
  
• PhantomThiefXI

  2012-12-18 07:40:02

  * me
• Tachyon

  2012-12-18 10:24:29

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  * Jack Chick tracts
  * kind words