The Missing Day

edited 2012-11-22 00:10:25 in General
Page 2
Page 3
Page 4
Page 5
Page 6
Page 7
Page 8
Page 9
Page 10
Page 11
Page 12
Page 13
Page 14
Page 15
Page 16
Page 17
Page 18
Page 19
Page 20
Page 21
Page 22
Page 23

Comments

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Imi I'm disappointed in you

    really











    I was expecting a HAW HAW
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fine.

    HAW HAW.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I love Chick's expressive cartooning. He's also oldschool in the regard that he works fun details into his comics so that it's fun to read while you're getting saved.

    image

    Also I can't help but think this panel is pretty representative of tumblr as a whole hahah
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yeah, if nothing else, he does belong to the "work in a lot of background details" school of art. Which is something I like.
  • It's like Jack Chick stuck every single one of his tracts into one tract. It's a mess.
  • edited 2012-11-22 01:01:08
    image
    I love how the girl is like "my blood sugar's low" and Chick treats that like it's a bad thing. 

    "Remember kids! Diabetes is really just a Satanic ploy for you soul."
  • edited 2012-11-22 01:08:52
    image
    It's funny, because I almost missed the obligatory "EVIL GAYS" that is more or less Jack Chick's trademark at this point. I think he really put all his eggs in one basket with this tract.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's the most EVIL Thanksgiving dinner ever.

    I did think that the blood sugar thing seemed really weird and out of place.
  • I love that demon's face.

    Wook at him!

    Is dat a face you can etewnawwy condemn?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is the first time I've seen someone try to extend the "War on Christmas" rhetoric to Thanksgiving...

    I wonder how Chick expects people to take him seriously when he adds things like "Welcome to Hell: All Parties Cancelled Due To Fire." That sounds like something out of a Matt Groening cartoon!

    As for the blood sugar thing, it just kinda made me pause and say "wait, what?". I honestly can't tell what he was getting at there.

  • Honestly, I can't stop laughing at this stuff. This is the best Chick Tract I've seen in a while.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Chick is a lot like Billy Graham in that regard. They're both focused entirely on salvation and will go to as many means as necessary to get the message across -- sometimes in the wrong way, like Chick's "Double Dungeons" and Graham's 90's book on Angels which was part of that loopy angels craze then. 
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    "Double Dungeons"

    Double Dungeons and Dragons! Why did the NES not have that?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why did I never really think about the ridiculousness of bringing drugs to a Thanksgiving gathering before?
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    C'mon man, gimme some of that tryptophan. Don't hold out!
  • edited 2012-11-22 03:51:33
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image

    This is more and more ridiculous the more I examine it...I mean, the "There's no God." "That's 'cause he's dead." is something I might expect to see in an online setting, but no one just busts that shit out on Thanksgiving. 

    And who responds to Jesus with "I hate that name."?


    I've had my fair share of family drama, but I've yet to see a Thanksgiving devoted to how much a family hates each other and, oh yeah, God, too.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Yeah, someone is going to have to explain this Tract to me because as a godless socialist commie European, I don't get what the hell is going on.
  • I don't think even Chick could explain it to you.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Perhaps he is being hyperbolic for effect, hm?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, it's still pretty funny, anyway.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    is that the same as turkey day
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm too mad to eat.

    (noms on drumstick)
Sign In or Register to comment.