Gigli is the single greatest movie of all time.

KJI · 2012-10-28 18:57:18

Cutting off this thumb was a stupid order and we would have been derelict in our responsibilities if we had followed it.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-28 21:22:22

http://hipsoda.com/commune/2003/0818/news_gigli.html

Saddam Loyalists Claim Responsibility for Gigli
Box office bombing connected to Middle East terrorists
BY IVAN NACUTCHACOKOV Baghdad, Iraq

SNAPPER McGEE

Recovering movie-goers in Boston were rewarded with the non-military equivalent of the purple heart, a T-shirt, for their harrowing encounter with the box office bomb.

American forces and the new Iraqi regime took another blow this week when Saddam loyalists hidden on the outskirts of Baghdad took responsibility for the disastrous Ben Affleck-Jennifer Lopez film, Gigli. The film, a reputedly putrid and cloying pairing of America’s hottest celebrity couple under the helm of Scent of a Womandirector Martin Brest, has been universally blasted as one of the worst movies in recent history. Which is saying quite a lot.

KJI · 2012-10-29 11:44:47

Ben Affleck was also invaded unjustly. Bitch I sell caine.

Gigli is the single greatest movie of all time.

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