Here's _____ with Vital Information for Your Everyday Life

edited 2012-10-25 01:46:19 in Roleplay & Games
(and yes, they should be just as lame as the originals)

Now here's Rainbow Dash with Vital Information for your everyday life!

A pegasus changing the weather after breakfast is performing her civic duty. A pegasus changing the weather after six mugs of Applejack's cider is causing lots of insurance claims.

When you meet Iron Will, it's not a good idea to say "Haha, you pansy! I could whoop your butt in a Manehattan minute!"

If you upset Princess Celestia, she might send you to the moon. If you upset Pinkie pie, she'll moon you!

This has been Rainbow Dash with Vital Information!

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  • TreTre
    edited 2012-10-25 18:08:21
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    Here's Tre with Vital Information for Your Everyday Life!

    Using Windows 8 doesn't make you an idiot. Using Windows 8 without a Start button... that's another story.

    -turns head-

    Playing loud music in your house with your family there is annoying. Playing loud music while nobody's there, and it's a one-man rave.

    -turns to next camera-

    "My dog ate my homework" is a terrible excuse. I mean, come on. Just say your cat did it! Everyone will believe you!

    This has been Tre with Vital Information!

    (Funnily enough, I always wanted to be the guy that did this when I was a kid.)
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