HELEN

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• Princess Alice

  2012-10-19 04:13:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ?
• King_Friday

  2012-10-19 04:13:42

  BEEFCAKE

  KELLER CAN't HEAR YOU
• Anonus

  2012-10-19 04:24:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  An American Has Entered The Building

  
  

  He Says Fuck You

  
  

  AHBAUIHGDIUAHSIUDASGIASH

  
  

  BUTTHOLES IN AMERICA

  
  

  FUCK YOUR MOTHER

  
  

  INSIDE AND OUT

  
  

  I HOPE YOU INSERT YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL SCORPION

  
  

  IAHIUDAHIUAHUIDA
• King_Friday

  2012-10-19 11:29:13

  BEEFCAKE

  I HOPE YOU INSERT YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL SCORPION

  
  

  How-wha? Wa-e-wha? How? HOW???

  
  
• Mr. Darcy

  2012-10-19 12:49:00

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  Is this the face that launched a thousand ships / And toppled the topless towers of Ilium?
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-19 13:10:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ooooh, topless
  
• RocketRunner

  2012-10-19 13:53:03

  Shh, be quiet, you might piss somebody off!
  
  LIKE ME, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'VE BEEN AT IT FOR TOO LONG
  
• Gelzo

  2012-10-20 04:31:26

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  Helen is my grandmother's name.

  
  

  Also my goldfish's.

  
  

  The fish is named after the relative.
• Mr. Darcy

  2012-10-20 18:48:29

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  Is this the granny who launched a thousand ships, and burned the topless towers of Ilium? (For she breathes jet fuel?)